Snoop Dogg Says His Battle with Glaucoma is Finally Over

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Monday, 27 October 2014

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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- During an exclusive interview with TMZ, Rapper, Actor, and Entrepreneur, Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) has admitted that his long struggle with glaucoma is finally over.

"I'm just glad this shizzle is finally over, I've been struggling with Glaucomizzle my whole life, and after years of self medicating I am proud to say I can finally see clearly once agizzle" Said the 43 year old rapper and creator of the iconic hit "Gin and Juice"

Snoop Dogg says that he no longer has any more need to smoke weed. And, that he felt it actually slowed him down and made him rather unmotivated throughout his years in the entertainment industry. During his interview he told the press that he would no longer be smoking marijuana and that he plans on pursuing ambitions he had prior to his battle with glaucoma, such as organic gardening and figurine painting.

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