Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all
THE PENTAGON - Male Marines shared naked photographs of female Marines on a not-so-secret Facebook page. Allegedly, a few of the pictures were taken without the "models'" knowledge or consent. Captions to the photos included "obscene comments...
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Facebook And Twitter Ban The Road Runner
BILLINGSGATE POST: If Wile E Biden had his way, the Trump Runner would be banned from Planet Earth - and beyond. It’s nightfall in the Sonoran Desert. For as long as anyone can remember, when the relentless sun goes down, falling below the horiz…
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Off your Facebook
I find it ridiculous to accuse the glorious and magnificent all-powerful Facebook being of manipulating my emotions. I was logged in for an hour this morning and found it very enlightening to rapidly assimilate the Cyrillic alphabet. Must reach Kremlin. If my emotions were manipulated surely I'd be ecstatic that England are out of the World Cup and I'm not. Mainly because they are still in it acco...
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Willow Palin Homophobic Facebook Rant Proves At Least Three of Sarah's Kids Are Retarded.
The 16-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican nominee for Vice-President and guaran-f--king-teed 2012 Tea Party candidate for President, has been diagnosed with a mild form of mental retardation after doctors analyzed her recent homoph...
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Rightwing 'Blowhard' Trump-Back on Facebook Peddling His Poison - He's Baacck!
Big news - El Trumpo is Baacck! Let the Verbal Vitriol Roll! He has lots of Grudges and Little Boy Complaints to throw around. First - let all those 'American Patriots who Trashed the Capitol be Pardoned. They did it in His Name -…
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Author extradited to America by Facebook
The author of a controversial book based on the construction of fake Facebook profiles is to face charges of copyright infringement after calling the book Fakebook.con. Facebook are using the US/UK extradition treaty that recently saw Richard O'Dwyer...
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Facebook to change the default profile picture
Study that claims larger brain areas for many-friended Facebookers wreacking havoc at Vermont college
Facebook Backdoor Access to Private Profiles to be Leaked by Dying Hacker
The Cost Of Living In Cyberspace
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Most Unfriended Person in Facebook History
Mark Zuckerberg Unfriended By Thousands On Facebook
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Bagpuss to join Facebook
Facebook Approach Was 'All Wrong'
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The New "Facebook Filter"
Facebook is finally doing something right. In the past several months, Facebook has fallen behind many other social media sites including Twitter, Instagram,and Vine. In response, Facebook is rumored to be unleashing a new "Does Anyone Care Filter?" Here's how it works. After you post a status, it will be reviewed at Facebook Headquarters where it will be determined if anyone really cares wh...
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The manuscripts of John A Statusboast
Oh my gosh I am sooooo bored right now, and tired, isn't everybody tired. Click like if you have ever been tired, yeah that's how I roll. But you know I think I got to be so tired because I was so bored and then you know my mom's gone out with her new boyfriend Lorenzo and their all too not tired unlike me, who is tired! Anyway forget that because I have work in like 3 hours but that's ok because...
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Man Does Unspeakable Thing To Dog
There was controversy all over internet social media platforms last night, after a man who purports to be a dog-lover posted a picture of himself and his pet in a pose that suggested impropriety. John Ruff, 38, posted a photo of himself and his do…
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A Day in the life - Tom from Myspace
Hello, You may remember me. You know you do? Tom? Tom from Myspace? I was your friend. I was everyone's friend on Myspace? Myspace? You must remember Myspace? Before Facebook? Before Selfies? Before Trump? Before Brexit? Before the Kardashians? What is wrong with you? Are you some type of Millenial? No, I was important to Generation X'rs. You don't know what a Generation Xr is? No, well a...
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Like Us on Facebook, Facebook Implores
MENLO PARK, CA.-As young people in increasing numbers abandon Facebook for other forms of social media, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced a new campaign aimed at younger people called, simply, Like Us on Facebook. As Facebook's stocks are s...
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Sarah Palin's Facebook: "Dr. Kevorkian to Head Obama's Health Care 'Death Panel"
Anchorage, Alaska - "That's right. You heard it from me first," wrote Sarah Palin on her Facebook account most recently. "Obama has just asked Dr. Kevorkian, the guy who helps kill people that are about to die anyways -- I mean what's the point, righ...
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Ron Paul Joins Facebook, Rejects Friend Request from President Bush
Ron Paul has set himself up to be the second U.S. President with a Facebook account. Of course the chances of him becoming the next President are about as good as President Bush's chances to serve another term, which seems about as likely as Bus...
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The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast II
Time for a friend audit me thinks, EVERYBODY'S gotta know about this so I'll put it as my status for at least 5 days, or until I get 50 comments on it. Makes me feel like a g6 like a g6 like a g6 you know. I don't give away my friendship that easily so some people have just got to learn where the line is and know that they shouldn't cross it, know what I'm saying yeah my house my rules. Welcome to...
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Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record
(AP) Yangon -The long impoverished South East Asian nation of Myanmar is understood to be in negotiations with The World Health Organisation (WHO) co-founder Derek Zoolander to trial Facebook as an International Electronic Medical Record. Speakin...
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Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…
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