Funny story - China Wants To Buy Facebook

China Wants To Buy Facebook

HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Word eminating from Wall Street is that the Republic of China headed by Xi Jinping, is interested in buying Facebook. The Chinese leader says that he loves being on Facebook and checking up on his distant relativ…

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Funny story - Outrage at Facebook IQ and Extremism Test

Outrage at Facebook IQ and Extremism Test

In a bid to resurrect its faltering reputation, and in the face of a possible US$3billion fine, Facebook Nerd-in-Chief, Mark Zuckerberg, has decided to clean up his corrupt organisation. Not before time, you might say. In a surprise and hastily-c...

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Funny story - Man Felt Cheated Over Dating Site Promise

Man Felt Cheated Over Dating Site Promise

A man who clicked on a link to a dating site in order to meet a girl he had seen in an advert, claimed today that he felt 'cheated' when he didn't get to meet the girl, even though a caption told him: "meet her now''. The man - whose identity has...

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Funny story - Unpopular Man on Facebook still unpopular

Unpopular Man on Facebook still unpopular

Despite having a lot more time to kill, local man Wayne Badger is still no more popular on social networking sites than he was this time last year. With only seven friends on Facebook (3 of whom have deactivated) and 17 followed on Twitter, the ch...

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Funny story - Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all

Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all

THE PENTAGON - Male Marines shared naked photographs of female Marines on a not-so-secret Facebook page. Allegedly, a few of the pictures were taken without the "models'" knowledge or consent. Captions to the photos included "obscene comments...

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Funny story - Jailed Spoof Moroccan is Spared Lashing, Claims 99% Fakebook Accounts Bogus

Jailed Spoof Moroccan is Spared Lashing, Claims 99% Fakebook Accounts Bogus

Rabat, Morocco - (MyFakeSpaceBook Mess): A Morrocan who has been jailed for setting up a spoof Fakebook entry in the name of one of King Mohammed of Morocco's brothers has said that 99% of all Fakebook accounts are totally bogus and that he has b...

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Funny story - Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Former freelance musician, Leona Warwick, 28, has finally decided to stop being half a person, and complete her life by getting a boyfriend. "After I left university, I travelled a lot, worked hard to pursue my dreams, and was earning a living doi...

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Funny story - The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast II

The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast II

Time for a friend audit me thinks, EVERYBODY'S gotta know about this so I'll put it as my status for at least 5 days, or until I get 50 comments on it. Makes me feel like a g6 like a g6 like a g6 you know. I don't give away my friendship that easily so some people have just got to learn where the line is and know that they shouldn't cross it, know what I'm saying yeah my house my rules. Welcome to...

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Funny story - Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

An alarming computer virus which changes users facebook profiles to cartoon characters is the latest in a series of security embarrassments for facebook. The Looney Toon 1.2 virus is believed to have originated from hackers in Venezuala and has no...

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Funny story - Facebookake, rate my Vajazzle

Facebookake, rate my Vajazzle

It's all the rage everywhere, everyone is doing it, adults are running around, sticking shiny crap to their junk and yelling "Come on my Facebook and vote on my vajazzled private parts!" And now the kids want in, the latest playground games are le...

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Funny story - Facebroker Replaces Facebook in Somalia

Facebroker Replaces Facebook in Somalia

High seas pirates tired of battling high seas and all those US and French Naval ships have decided to become landlubbers again and do what their fellow continental Nigerians are doing, scamming people from solid ground. They've opened a new operat...

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Funny story - Local Teen Wants More People To Not Get Him: Wants to be more mysterious

Local Teen Wants More People To Not Get Him: Wants to be more mysterious

Cumberland, MN - A local teenager is frustrated that not more people don't get him and don't consider him a brooding deep-thinker who they find intriguingly mysterious. Austin Smithers, 17, who is a junior at Walter Mondale High School in Cumberl...

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Funny story - Man Does Unspeakable Thing To Dog

Man Does Unspeakable Thing To Dog

There was controversy all over internet social media platforms last night, after a man who purports to be a dog-lover posted a picture of himself and his pet in a pose that suggested impropriety. John Ruff, 38, posted a photo of himself and his do…

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Funny story - Facebook to change the default profile picture

Facebook to change the default profile picture

Following on from Facebook allowing users of the popular social networking site to indicate a gender other than the rigidly binary Male and Female, the default profile picture will now be changed. "Not all our users want to put a profile picture,"...

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Funny story - LIKE Me...Or Else!

LIKE Me...Or Else!

An example of social media run amok was reported this week in a small town twenty miles north of NYC. Several people reported that they were "mugged" by a masked man who emerged, brandishing a gun, from the bushes. He instructed the victims to pr...

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Funny story - The United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook

The United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It looks like Mark Zuckerburg’s luck has finally run out. Ipso Facto News is reporting that the United States government is making plans to take over the much maligned online social media and networking service b…

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Funny story - Facebook wary of new rival social network for Lady Gaga and Chris Brown haters.

Facebook wary of new rival social network for Lady Gaga and Chris Brown haters.

The big wigs at Facebook were preparing for a massive defection last night when a new rival called 'Hatebook' went live. A spokesperson for the company explained last night "Facebook users have been asking for a 'dislike' button for so long and th...

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Funny story - Syrian Woman discovered to be pretending to be a middle aged American

Syrian Woman discovered to be pretending to be a middle aged American

Tweeters were rocked again this week when it was revealed that the middle aged American they were following was, in fact, a young lesbian woman from Syria. Sabeen Hosny was masquerading as Joe Curr, an ordinary middle-American. "I was blown away w...

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Funny story - The New "Facebook Filter"

The New "Facebook Filter"

Facebook is finally doing something right. In the past several months, Facebook has fallen behind many other social media sites including Twitter, Instagram,and Vine. In response, Facebook is rumored to be unleashing a new "Does Anyone Care Filter?" Here's how it works. After you post a status, it will be reviewed at Facebook Headquarters where it will be determined if anyone really cares wh...

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Funny story - Man Couldn't Give A Fuck That Only One Person Is Following Him On Facebook

Man Couldn't Give A Fuck That Only One Person Is Following Him On Facebook

A man who joined the Facebook social media platform eight years ago, has said he "really couldn't care less", after it came to light that he has a grand total of only one person following him. The man, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, 57-ye…

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