You may remember me. You know you do? Tom? Tom from Myspace? I was your friend. I was everyone's friend on Myspace?
Myspace? You must remember Myspace? Before Facebook? Before Selfies? Before Trump? Before Brexit? Before the Kardashians?
What is wrong with you? Are you some type of Millenial? No, I was important to Generation X'rs. You don't know what a Generation Xr is? No, well ask your parents. They were Generation X. They will remember me?
What do you mean your parents don't remember me? Is it their bedtime yet? Are they tucked up in bed with horlicks and Radio 4?
I know that I am....