Zuckerberg: Facebook Should be "A Partner of Deceit"

Funny story written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Friday, 29 May 2020

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FOT News, NYC. Shawn Insanity reporting for Friends of Trump News. In an interview this morning with FOT News, Facebook founder and head, Mark Zuckerberg, claimed that his Facebook company shouldn't be the "arbiter of truth" for stuff that's posted on Facebook's Internet platform. Instead, it appears that Facebook would be a "partner of deceit" by refusing to fact check such inaccurate postings.

"But that's insanity," Shawn Insanity suggested. "You woud let Joe Biden post an untruth about his dealing in the Ukraine, and you wouldn't call him on it?"

Zuckerberg: "Of course not. Revealing the truth is for the other side. I'm sure Trump and FOT news would inform the public of Biden's deceptive remarks. That's not for Facebook, Our readers don't expect us to be a partner - oops, arbiter of truth. They know we're on the other side, Look what we did in the 2016 presidential election. That was very profitable for us. We'd do that again, except we get caught."

In the meantime, the President has prepared an executive order paving the way for him to sue Twitter for unmasking the lies in his Tweets.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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