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Funny story: China Wants To Buy Facebook

China Wants To Buy Facebook

HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Word eminating from Wall Street is that the Republic of China headed by Xi Jinping, is interested in buying Facebook. The Chinese leader says that he loves being on Facebook and checking up on his distant relativ…

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Funny story: Local Facebooker takes long hard look at himself

Local Facebooker takes long hard look at himself

A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has taken a good, long hard look at himself after he spotted the instruction to do so on the timeline of one of his Facebook friends. Toby Dell, a gravity die-caster from Berner Street told The East London Gazette: 'T…

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Funny story: Woman Ends Ukraine Situation With Fakebook Profile Pic

Woman Ends Ukraine Situation With Fakebook Profile Pic

The world has taken a step closer to achieving peace today, after the revelation that Kylie Slackbucket of Spodbury added an 'I Stand With Ukraine' frame to her Fakebook profile after five gallons of Lambritzi last night. "I think it's really imp…

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Funny story: The United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook

The United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It looks like Mark Zuckerburg’s luck has finally run out. Ipso Facto News is reporting that the United States government is making plans to take over the much maligned online social media and networking service b…

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Funny story: Facebook Threatens To Permanently Ban Ex-Lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene

Facebook Threatens To Permanently Ban Ex-Lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene

SILICON SPRINGS, California – (Satire News) – Former lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene have just been informed that they could be banned if they continue to reveal very intimate details about their former love affair. A rep for Facebook…

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Funny story: Facebook Recalls Former Members

Facebook Recalls Former Members

Facebook, now known as Meta, has begun recalling former members who deleted their accounts. “We felt it was in our best interests to bring them back,” said Facebook/Meta spokesman Tanner Long. “They need to be back in the fold.” “I deleted my a…

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Funny story: Man hasn't updated Facebook for three days

Man hasn't updated Facebook for three days

There was shock and consternation in Chutney on the Fritz, when it was revealed that the beloved local odd-ball Brian Asshat hasn't updated his Facebook page for three days. Writing on his wall, his friend Felicity Dowager asked 'Has anyone seen B…

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Funny story: Facebook To Turn A New Page

Facebook To Turn A New Page

After Facebook's whistle-blower testimony before the Senate Commerce Committee by France Haugen about manipulating data and facts by the internet giant, Facebook did a slow cringe. They were the stretched-out tee-shirt school kids who started a s…

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Funny story: Ten favourite paperclips on Facebook

Ten favourite paperclips on Facebook

Following a number of challenges on Facebook, such as 10 favourite bands, film stars, first dates, last dates, starting players in football etc, Facebook has now launched a challenge called Ten favourite Paperclips. It followed equally bizarre but…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…

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Funny story: Facebook To Work with the NSA to Identify Domestic Extremists

Facebook To Work with the NSA to Identify Domestic Extremists

Those who accuse the left and progressives of not knowing or learning from history have at last been utterly refuted. Facebook’s recent invitation to its users to expose and inform on one another for alleged “extremist” views proves the point. Tak…

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Funny story: Man feels trapped by FB friends request from complete twat from his past

Man feels trapped by FB friends request from complete twat from his past

A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has revealed that a Facebook friends request from a man he used to associate with in his late teens and early twenties but who he always considered to be an utter twat has left him feeling cornered an…

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Funny story: Facebook And Twitter Ban The Road Runner

Facebook And Twitter Ban The Road Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: If Wile E Biden had his way, the Trump Runner would be banned from Planet Earth - and beyond. It’s nightfall in the Sonoran Desert. For as long as anyone can remember, when the relentless sun goes down, falling below the horiz…

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Funny story: #DeleteFacebook! Facebook Group Deleted

#DeleteFacebook! Facebook Group Deleted

A Facebook Group created calling for a boycott of Facebook after it took the extraordinary step of banning users in Australia from accessing news in a row over paying for content, has been deleted, by Facebook. 'Delete Facebook', 'Boycott Zuckerbe…

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Funny story: Man Does Unspeakable Thing To Dog

Man Does Unspeakable Thing To Dog

There was controversy all over internet social media platforms last night, after a man who purports to be a dog-lover posted a picture of himself and his pet in a pose that suggested impropriety. John Ruff, 38, posted a photo of himself and his do…

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Funny story: Man Couldn't Give A Fuck That Only One Person Is Following Him On Facebook

Man Couldn't Give A Fuck That Only One Person Is Following Him On Facebook

A man who joined the Facebook social media platform eight years ago, has said he "really couldn't care less", after it came to light that he has a grand total of only one person following him. The man, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, 57-ye…

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Funny story: Social-media user sues Facebook because his fingers turned stiff!

Social-media user sues Facebook because his fingers turned stiff!

(NOT EDITED) "Those who perpetrate social-media crimes, should be taken to justice!" Was the reaction of a Facebook user after visiting a physiotherapist who analyzed the man's fingers, which were totally 'stiff!' After being diagnosed with a drea…

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