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Funny story: Facebook crackdown on 'misleading avatars'

Facebook crackdown on 'misleading avatars'

Social media giant, Facebook, has announced that anyone caught using a profile pic that's over 10-years-old or one that's been 'doctored' to make the account holder look passably attractive will be publically shamed and then banned for life A spok...

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Funny story: Jimmy White Accused Of 'Interfering With Boy's Cue'

Jimmy White Accused Of 'Interfering With Boy's Cue'

Snooker legend Jimmy White is in hot water after a friendly piece of advice he offered to a young lad in a pub was misconstrued, and a photo was posted on social media platforms with the comment: 'Jimmy White interfering with young boy's cue'.

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Funny story: Outrage at Facebook IQ and Extremism Test

Outrage at Facebook IQ and Extremism Test

In a bid to resurrect its faltering reputation, and in the face of a possible US$3billion fine, Facebook Nerd-in-Chief, Mark Zuckerberg, has decided to clean up his corrupt organisation. Not before time, you might say. In a surprise and hastily-c...

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Funny story: Offending People Online - Your Guide

Offending People Online - Your Guide

Offending people, something folk once went out of their way to avoid doing, so unpalatable were the consequences, is no longer taboo, and is now a fashionable, not to say 'pleasurable', thing to do. People nowadays become offended at anything.

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Funny story: F**K Off Tommy Robinson

F**K Off Tommy Robinson

Facebook has banned swivel-eyed lunatic, Tommy Robinson, page after official sources said: "The page breached our official guidelines on hate speech." Which is a polite way of saying “we’re all well sick of seeing our grandparents sharing his f...

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Funny story: Woman Was At Airport But Didn't Announce It On Facebook

Woman Was At Airport But Didn't Announce It On Facebook

A woman from Nottingham who was going on holiday to the Caribbean, turned up at Manchester Airport for check-in, but didn't announce this on Facebook, leaving her 'friends' in a state of confusion, and concerned for her health. Sally Bubblegum, 26...

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Funny story: Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model

Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model

A writer and former model has said that the new craze of 'Dick pics' that has taken social media by storm, is completely harmless, and that people shouldn't be "so sensitive". Stina Saucers said that she receives "four or five" every day, and that...

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Funny story: Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin Denies Possibility of Russia Using Facebook for Disruptive Activities

Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin Denies Possibility of Russia Using Facebook for Disruptive Activities

MENLO PARK, CA: Facebook CEO Vladimir Putin sternly rejected the possibility of Russian interference using Facebook. Putin sighed, then explained, “You Americans – of which I am one, of course – love to spend every waking hour obsessed with fake news, zombies, and womens' sexuality. In Mother Russia, – which is the enemy of all who live, of course – the citizens are more concerned with how the...

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Funny story: Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Woman completes life by getting a boyfriend.

Former freelance musician, Leona Warwick, 28, has finally decided to stop being half a person, and complete her life by getting a boyfriend. "After I left university, I travelled a lot, worked hard to pursue my dreams, and was earning a living doi...

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Funny story: New Facebook Study Confirms You’re Right About Everything

New Facebook Study Confirms You’re Right About Everything

Earlier today, Facebook released a study that has officially confirmed that you’re right about absolutely everything. The study, which was conducted over the course of your 10+ years on the social media platform, and in no way compromised your privac...

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Funny story: Facebook Knows What You Did Last Summer

Facebook Knows What You Did Last Summer

There was troubling news for the 'Social Media Generation' today, when it was revealed that, not only does Facebook know your politics, sexual preferences, favorite foods, favorite music, books, movies and sports teams, but it is also very well aware...

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Funny story: Facebook Approach Was 'All Wrong'

Facebook Approach Was 'All Wrong'

A man who made overtures on Facebook to the stepdaughter of a writer from the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, got his approach all wrong, in my opinion. Rajput Kig Rana Usman, a Pakistani gentleman, made Facebook friends with one of Moys Ken...

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Funny story: Prince William - The Duke Of Cambridge Analytica?

Prince William - The Duke Of Cambridge Analytica?

The Cambridge Analytica Scandal took a new twist today when the name of Prince William was linked with the data harvesting organisation, and its dirtydoings with Facebook. The Prince, for reasons best known to historians, is also known as the Duke...

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Funny story: The Hunt's On For GOOGLE

The Hunt's On For GOOGLE

Cancerous pustule, Jeremy Hunt, has threatened Social media giants with more laws because he says they don’t do enough to protect children. Jeremy of course knows all about protecting children having closed down many children’s wards as health minist...

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Funny story: Teresa May not scared by petitions on Social Media

Teresa May not scared by petitions on Social Media

Political Puppet Teresa 'I am really only Prime Minister because no-one else wanted to be Prime Minister, and nobody wanted Boris Johnson to be Prime Minister' May has said, once and and for all that petitions on Social Media have no bearing on how s...

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Funny story: Mark Zuckerberg Unfriended By Thousands On Facebook

Mark Zuckerberg Unfriended By Thousands On Facebook

Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, who has been answering questions before Congress about his company's relationship with Cambridge Analytica, has been feeling the backlash this week - he's been 'Unfriended' by more than 50,000 'friends'. The c...

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Funny story: Mark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends

Mark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends

In an uncomfortable and often highly contentious session with Congress this past week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg finally admitted that he has no real friends, other than his “friends” on the social media site that he founded. “Honestly, it's wh...

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