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Funny story: Rightwing 'Blowhard' Trump-Back on Facebook Peddling His Poison - He's Baacck!

Rightwing 'Blowhard' Trump-Back on Facebook Peddling His Poison - He's Baacck!

Big news - El Trumpo is Baacck! Let the Verbal Vitriol Roll! He has lots of Grudges and Little Boy Complaints to throw around. First - let all those 'American Patriots who Trashed the Capitol be Pardoned. They did it in His Name -…

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Funny story: Man complaining on Facebook

Man complaining on Facebook

Although it never does any good, Facebook user Gavin Williamson is complaining on Facebook again. Although always confused with the Conservative minister of the same name, this Gavin Williamson is actually complaining about the price of stamps.

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Funny story: The Web Is Too Much with Us

The Web Is Too Much with Us

(With apologies to William Wordsworth) The web is too much with us; night till noon, Scrolling and posting, we lay waste our powers; Little we see on screen is truly ours; We have given our minds away to greedy goons! The air we breathe so swe…

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Funny story: Zucker needs Suckers for his Metaverse Abyss

Zucker needs Suckers for his Metaverse Abyss

“And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche Mark Zuckerberg wants to create a fictional world and make it real. Just like all religions do! He wants to build a metaverse where you and I…

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Funny story: China Wants To Buy Facebook

China Wants To Buy Facebook

HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Word eminating from Wall Street is that the Republic of China headed by Xi Jinping, is interested in buying Facebook. The Chinese leader says that he loves being on Facebook and checking up on his distant relativ…

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Funny story: Local Facebooker takes long hard look at himself

Local Facebooker takes long hard look at himself

A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has taken a good, long hard look at himself after he spotted the instruction to do so on the timeline of one of his Facebook friends. Toby Dell, a gravity die-caster from Berner Street told The East London Gazette: 'T…

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Funny story: Woman Ends Ukraine Situation With Fakebook Profile Pic

Woman Ends Ukraine Situation With Fakebook Profile Pic

The world has taken a step closer to achieving peace today, after the revelation that Kylie Slackbucket of Spodbury added an 'I Stand With Ukraine' frame to her Fakebook profile after five gallons of Lambritzi last night. "I think it's really imp…

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Funny story: The United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook

The United States Is Planning On Taking Over The Running of Facebook

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It looks like Mark Zuckerburg’s luck has finally run out. Ipso Facto News is reporting that the United States government is making plans to take over the much maligned online social media and networking service b…

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Funny story: Facebook Threatens To Permanently Ban Ex-Lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene

Facebook Threatens To Permanently Ban Ex-Lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene

SILICON SPRINGS, California – (Satire News) – Former lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene have just been informed that they could be banned if they continue to reveal very intimate details about their former love affair. A rep for Facebook…

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Funny story: Man hasn't updated Facebook for three days

Man hasn't updated Facebook for three days

There was shock and consternation in Chutney on the Fritz, when it was revealed that the beloved local odd-ball Brian Asshat hasn't updated his Facebook page for three days. Writing on his wall, his friend Felicity Dowager asked 'Has anyone seen B…

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Funny story: Facebook To Turn A New Page

Facebook To Turn A New Page

After Facebook's whistle-blower testimony before the Senate Commerce Committee by France Haugen about manipulating data and facts by the internet giant, Facebook did a slow cringe. They were the stretched-out tee-shirt school kids who started a s…

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Funny story: Ten favourite paperclips on Facebook

Ten favourite paperclips on Facebook

Following a number of challenges on Facebook, such as 10 favourite bands, film stars, first dates, last dates, starting players in football etc, Facebook has now launched a challenge called Ten favourite Paperclips. It followed equally bizarre but…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…

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Funny story: Facebook To Work with the NSA to Identify Domestic Extremists

Facebook To Work with the NSA to Identify Domestic Extremists

Those who accuse the left and progressives of not knowing or learning from history have at last been utterly refuted. Facebook’s recent invitation to its users to expose and inform on one another for alleged “extremist” views proves the point. Tak…

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Funny story: Man feels trapped by FB friends request from complete twat from his past

Man feels trapped by FB friends request from complete twat from his past

A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has revealed that a Facebook friends request from a man he used to associate with in his late teens and early twenties but who he always considered to be an utter twat has left him feeling cornered an…

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Funny story: Facebook And Twitter Ban The Road Runner

Facebook And Twitter Ban The Road Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: If Wile E Biden had his way, the Trump Runner would be banned from Planet Earth - and beyond. It’s nightfall in the Sonoran Desert. For as long as anyone can remember, when the relentless sun goes down, falling below the horiz…

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Funny story: #DeleteFacebook! Facebook Group Deleted

#DeleteFacebook! Facebook Group Deleted

A Facebook Group created calling for a boycott of Facebook after it took the extraordinary step of banning users in Australia from accessing news in a row over paying for content, has been deleted, by Facebook. 'Delete Facebook', 'Boycott Zuckerbe…

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