Big news - El Trumpo is Baacck! Let the Verbal Vitriol Roll! He has lots of Grudges and Little Boy Complaints to throw around. First - let all those 'American Patriots who Trashed the Capitol be Pardoned. They did it in His Name -…
Although it never does any good, Facebook user Gavin Williamson is complaining on Facebook again. Although always confused with the Conservative minister of the same name, this Gavin Williamson is actually complaining about the price of stamps.
(With apologies to William Wordsworth) The web is too much with us; night till noon, Scrolling and posting, we lay waste our powers; Little we see on screen is truly ours; We have given our minds away to greedy goons! The air we breathe so swe…
“And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche Mark Zuckerberg wants to create a fictional world and make it real. Just like all religions do! He wants to build a metaverse where you and I…
HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Word eminating from Wall Street is that the Republic of China headed by Xi Jinping, is interested in buying Facebook. The Chinese leader says that he loves being on Facebook and checking up on his distant relativ…
A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has taken a good, long hard look at himself after he spotted the instruction to do so on the timeline of one of his Facebook friends. Toby Dell, a gravity die-caster from Berner Street told The East London Gazette: 'T…
The world has taken a step closer to achieving peace today, after the revelation that Kylie Slackbucket of Spodbury added an 'I Stand With Ukraine' frame to her Fakebook profile after five gallons of Lambritzi last night. "I think it's really imp…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It looks like Mark Zuckerburg’s luck has finally run out. Ipso Facto News is reporting that the United States government is making plans to take over the much maligned online social media and networking service b…
SILICON SPRINGS, California – (Satire News) – Former lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene have just been informed that they could be banned if they continue to reveal very intimate details about their former love affair. A rep for Facebook…
There was shock and consternation in Chutney on the Fritz, when it was revealed that the beloved local odd-ball Brian Asshat hasn't updated his Facebook page for three days. Writing on his wall, his friend Felicity Dowager asked 'Has anyone seen B…
After Facebook's whistle-blower testimony before the Senate Commerce Committee by France Haugen about manipulating data and facts by the internet giant, Facebook did a slow cringe. They were the stretched-out tee-shirt school kids who started a s…
Following a number of challenges on Facebook, such as 10 favourite bands, film stars, first dates, last dates, starting players in football etc, Facebook has now launched a challenge called Ten favourite Paperclips. It followed equally bizarre but…
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…
Those who accuse the left and progressives of not knowing or learning from history have at last been utterly refuted. Facebook’s recent invitation to its users to expose and inform on one another for alleged “extremist” views proves the point. Tak…
A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has revealed that a Facebook friends request from a man he used to associate with in his late teens and early twenties but who he always considered to be an utter twat has left him feeling cornered an…
BILLINGSGATE POST: If Wile E Biden had his way, the Trump Runner would be banned from Planet Earth - and beyond. It’s nightfall in the Sonoran Desert. For as long as anyone can remember, when the relentless sun goes down, falling below the horiz…
A Facebook Group created calling for a boycott of Facebook after it took the extraordinary step of banning users in Australia from accessing news in a row over paying for content, has been deleted, by Facebook. 'Delete Facebook', 'Boycott Zuckerbe…
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