Jesus "disappointed" that The Devil has more Facebook friends

Funny story written by Philip Wright

Monday, 9 August 2010

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Jesus Christ announced today through a Facebook status that he is "disappointed" that The Devil has more online friends than him.

He later commented on his own status and declared that he was "starting to regret suffering on the cross for everyone."

Jesus' followers where quick to back up The Son of God and give him a much-needed confidence boost.

"**Hugs** Hang in there babe!! Mwah xx," wrote The Archbishop of Canterbury.

The clash of Facebooking styles between Jesus and The Devil is clear for all to see. Whereas Jesus' page prefers enlightening statuses, posts of angels and links to hymns, The Devil's page features pictures of himself drinking, womanising and snorting cocaine, all collected in a folder entitled, "Randoms."

Regular followers of The Devil say they prefer The Dark Lord's edgier, satirical style of Facebooking and that the Jesus snub is "nothing personal."

Jesus later posted a followup statement apologising for his earlier outburst, "Soz guys!! Was feeling a bit down before coz I lost a sandal. Thanx for the messages. **Hugs**"

He then posted a photograph on his wall of himself appearing on a piece of toast and the incident was soon forgotten about.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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