Although it never does any good, Facebook user Gavin Williamson is complaining on Facebook again.
Although always confused with the Conservative minister of the same name, this Gavin Williamson is actually complaining about the price of stamps.
'I wouldn't mind' began Williamson 'but you buy twice the amount we used to, and they don't get them in half the time do they?'
His brother William said 'Give it a rest, Gav, you said the same last year, and we still have our Christmas Card from you.'
Williamson's ex-wife said 'It was always the complaining with you. If you were a bit cheerier, we would still be together.'
Thousands of people will complain on Facebook today. Were you one of them? Please don't let us know, our lives are already short enough.
