China Wants To Buy Facebook

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 3 May 2022

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Mark Zuckerberg has said he'll sell Facebook to President Xi Jinping in a "Cash Only" deal.

HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Word eminating from Wall Street is that the Republic of China headed by Xi Jinping, is interested in buying Facebook.

The Chinese leader says that he loves being on Facebook and checking up on his distant relatives; some of which live in Rhode Island, South Dakota, Iceland, Argentina, and Tijuana, Mexico.

Facebook, the social networking service, is owned by gazillionaire Mark Zuckerberg, who has said that everything is for sale at the right price.

Zuckerberg has expressed that he wants to sell Facebook, and see about buying Exxon Mobil, Jose Cuervo Tequila, the New York Yankees, or the world's largest ranch, the King Ranch, located in Kingsville, Texas.

Meanwhile, Jinping, has made it perfectly clear that if and when he buys Facebook, he will still ban the biggest racist in the history of the civilized world, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, or as Xi calls him "The Daddy of The Trumpapalooza Virus."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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