Facebook Outage - CIA Plot

Funny story written by nscott

Friday, 24 September 2010

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Government departments reported a 73% increase in productivity for Sept 23, 2010.

Walmart and blockbuster along with many other retailers noticed a sharp spike in sales of everything.

One has to wonder if the Facebook outage was not part of some larger conspiracy by the CIA, at the orders of Barack Obama in order to provide economic stimulus.

According to 100 teachers surveyed - 75% of students actually got their homework done - as compared to 50% normally.

This leads us to wonder how the human race survived for thousands of years before Facebook existed.

Dr. Sven Phitros of the University of Telidros (a former Nobel Prize winner in abhorrent psychology) states the following, "before Facebook, men carved on cave walls with primitive tools, then later worked with knives and axes on pieces of wood. Most recently they wrote on slips of paper and hung them on the office bulletin boards. But since the advent of Facebook, companies have gotten rid of their office bulletin boards because of lack of use. Now due to the failing economy, most companies will not authorize the purchase of new bulletin boards. What are employees to do without them? If the results of yesterday are any indication, they became bored, and decided to go back to work."

Facebook outage - was it a technical glitch, CIA plot, or just your boss trying to get some work out of you? You Decide!

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