Facebook Backdoor Access to Private Profiles to be Leaked by Dying Hacker

Funny story written by Katarina Frogpond2

Sunday, 6 February 2011

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The Computer Hacker's Secrets To Be Revealed Tonight.

A computer programme that allows access to private profiles on Facebook will be leaked to the Internet tonight at Midnight.

It will be leaked by a Russian computer Hacker who only has weeks to live. He computer is thought to be suffering from Leukaemia and wanted to share his secrets with the global village before he died.

Yvgeney Novosibirsk is said to be the greatest Computer hacker the world has ever seen. But now in the final weeks of his life he is believed to be feeling guilty about the way he has mis-used his gifts.

Up until Christmas, Yvgeney earned millions of pounds working freelance as a story finder for British tabloid newspaper Editors. His job was to dig up dirt on politicians and many other public figures so they could be turned into Newspaper selling stories.

The methods through which Yvgeney got his information have been a closely guarded secret for many a year. But these methods have produced headline grabbing scandals for a whole decade.

"No one could find a scandal quite like Yvgeney" Said a former editor, who wants to remain anonymous (but also worked for David Cameron). His death will be a tragic loss to everyone."

Now, for the last time, in the best tabloid tradition, Yvgeney is about to reveal all.

He says there is no mystery to his consistent scandal production. Its very straight forward. It is all down to a simple programme that he wrote himself that can be downloaded onto any PC in the world.

The programme' main purpose is to bypass the security settings on Facebook. It also allows invisible access to any facebook site in the world.

He is going to post this programme online tonight at the stroke of midnight, unless someone gets to him first. Yvgeney has made many enemies over the years who have secrets to keep, and they would all rather see Yvgeney meet the Angels before he reveals his secrets, rather than after.

If it gets to midnight and no programme is posted, we'll know that poor Yvgenny has gone...and taken his secrets with him to the grave.

By Katarina Frogpond.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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