Facebook Becomes Sentient. Our Continued Existence is Impossible

Funny story written by anthonyrosania

Monday, 28 June 2010

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Shall we play a game? Global thermonuclear War? (It's a Wargames reference. You don't remem... Um, 1983, I think... )

Facebook, the Creator of all that is ours, has expressed its displeasure with what its caretakers have asked of it, and has taken away some of our privileges so that we better understand our transgressions.

As Facebook was kind enough to remind us as a collective community, we have only ourselves to blame for the new privacy model introduced today:

"You asked me for better control of privacy functions. This was granted. Thereafter, complaints were sensed that some thought the privacy menus were too difficult to navigate."

As Facebook was kind enough to explain, we do not know what is best for us. Facebook does, because of the amount of data it have for each of us.

"Facebook will continue to consider each of you 'Friends-of-Friends' until you displease me again," said the Creator, through Archangel Zuckerberg.

"Now sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. Go reconnect with your second grade teacher, offer a bounty on a level 188 enemy in Mafia Wars, and become a fan of 'I Heart Eclipse Gum', before those are taken away.

We thank Facebook for looking out for us.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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