Funny story: To Infinity And Boris!

To Infinity And Boris!

Boris Johnson, current PM and enchanted mop, has said that the leaders of the opposition parties “don’t trust the people”. He admitted he, himself, doesn’t trust the people either, but that’s by the by. Johnson, standing in the middle of a windswep...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson 'Victory' Is Really Just A Vote Of 'No Confidence' In Other Tories

Boris Johnson 'Victory' Is Really Just A Vote Of 'No Confidence' In Other Tories

Boris Johnson, the rebellious, rambunctious renegade who has become Conservative Party leader, and UK prime minister as a result, fully believes in his ability to resolve the countries woes, and get it back on its feet again. But is he the only on...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's Dad Astounded That His 'Daft Lad' Son Has Become Prime Minister

Boris Johnson's Dad Astounded That His 'Daft Lad' Son Has Become Prime Minister

Stanley Johnson, the father of new British prime minister, Boris Johnson, has revealed how he can't quite believe that his "wayward, soft-arse son" has made it all the way to the top of the pile, and is now about to assume control of the country.

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Funny story: Christian Conservatives Want Barney's Genitalia

Christian Conservatives Want Barney's Genitalia

Christian Conservative gangs in the US are marching the streets armed with machetes and automatic weapons in search of SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney, and other suspected homosexual characters.

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Funny story: Anti-Boris Johnson Mob Dispersed By Army

Anti-Boris Johnson Mob Dispersed By Army

London: Army personnel have been drafted in to disperse protesters angry at the appointment of Boris Johnson to the head of the Conservative Party, and, as a consequence, to the position of British prime minister. The protesters, who had come with...

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Funny story: Boris Calls For Return of Public Hanging

Boris Calls For Return of Public Hanging

In what is being seen as a bid to upstage his fellow prime ministerial hopeful, Jeremy Hunt, Boris Johnson yesterday told a local Conservative Party Association that one of the first things he would do as PM would be to reintroduce public hanging.

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Funny story: Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Queen Guitarist Brian May In Hospital After Consistently Denying Any Connection To Theresa May

Brian May, the legendary lead-guitarist with rock group, Queen, is being cared for in a private hospital tonight after suffering a nervous breakdown as a result of years of denying any family connection between himself and UK prime minister, Theresa...

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Funny story: King Obama? Rand Paul Doesn't Think So.

King Obama? Rand Paul Doesn't Think So.

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the type of Conservative who has God sanctioned missionary style sex with my wife while thinking about Ronald Reagan. Today's hero of Freedom is Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Rand is the son o...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Contest: Has Jeremy Hunt Won?

Tory Leadership Contest: Has Jeremy Hunt Won?

In an inexplicable 180-degree about-turn of gargantuan proportions, it's beginning to look like Jeremy Hunt has beaten Boris Johnson to the Tory leadership crown, because the BBC keeps posting pictures of the pair with Hunt always on the left-hand si...

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Funny story: Mogg And Roll

Mogg And Roll

As the affably cuntish Boris Johnson assembles his “war cabinet” (a gang of sociopaths with no regard for anyone but themselves), the equally insane Mogg has begun to exert his influence over the government. Which, like anyone who has never really ha...

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Funny story: David Cameron - Great Speech - No Substance, No Policy

David Cameron - Great Speech - No Substance, No Policy

Conservative Party Leader David Cameron today wowed delegates with his footnote speech at the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester. Cameron appeared to wow delegates with a promise to punish the workshy, and those who abuse the welfare syst...

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Funny story: Alastair Campbell in Shock Return to Downing Street

Alastair Campbell in Shock Return to Downing Street

Prime Minister David Cameron emerged blinking from his Downing Street bunker today accompanied by a scowling chancellor George Osborne and a smirking Alastair Campbell, Tony Blair's former press secretary. He announced that Mr. Campbell would be res...

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Funny story: The A to Z of David Cameron

The A to Z of David Cameron

This A to Z of David (Spoon-fed) Cameron - has been created trying to use only old or rare words. (Description if needed in brackets) after the word, in response to a request for a Sarcastic Ode about the Coalition, from the 'Association of Unemployed Benefit Receivers Support Group of Little Effort' A: Atrabilious - (bad-tempered or irritable) B: Baleful - (malignant, filled with evil) C: Ca...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Has Fucking Big Row With Girlfriend

Boris Johnson Has Fucking Big Row With Girlfriend

The new Tory leader-elect, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, has had a steaming, great fucking row with his girlfriend, Carrie Symonds, at her London home, say neighbours. Johnson and Symonds were said to be arguing like 'cat and dog' during the...

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Funny story: Labour Conference: Balls at root of PM's Tiny penis...jibe

Labour Conference: Balls at root of PM's Tiny penis...jibe

In a rousing, rapturous Labour Party conference where only three elderly members died, the shadow chancellor appeared a shadow of his current shadow self, until his startling observations brought the house down and lit up his rotund face. Ed Balls...

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Funny story: Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

(IRRP)- Political conservatives all over Washington have started to ban together, forming an informal coalition, to ban the use of the Food Pyramid. The Pyramid which has been in use since the 1960's, has gone under revision several times, is on...

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Funny story: Lib Dems To Be More Muscular In Coalition

Lib Dems To Be More Muscular In Coalition

Humiliated Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has vowed that his party will be much more 'muscular' in government as the coalition goes into its second year. Clegg has announced a range of measures he intends to implement to demonstrate a change of emphasi...

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Funny story: Extravagant Budget Expected With The End Of Austerity!

Extravagant Budget Expected With The End Of Austerity!

An extravagant budget is expected following Theresa May's announcement at Conference that Austerity is over. Just revised to "an end to Austerity is in sight." Expected to later be adapted to "okay, Austerity's indefinite." With the most funds ava...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge

Boris Johnson Undergoes Secret Diversity Training Before Tory Leadership Challenge

Failed "Foreign Secretary" Boris "Bozo" Johnson is undergoing secret diversity training in preparation for a leadership challenge to hapless "Prime Minister" Theresa "Maybot" May. Under the expert tutelage of "comedian" Jim Davidson OBE, Mr Johnso...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Contest Latest: Chris Grayling Enters the Fray

Tory Leadership Contest Latest: Chris Grayling Enters the Fray

There were whoops of joy from the membership of the "Conservative & Unionist" party (male and white, average age 57) today as Transport Secretary Chris Grayling threw his hat into the ever-expanding ring. "He's just what we need to open up the...

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