Abortion Karma Fiasco
A clothing shop belonging to Ronald Limp-Ball was ransacked as chaos engulfed the Emerald City on Saturday night, and the Wizard of Oz was nowhere to be found. Mr. Limp-Ball was shocked to hear that the looters were in fact un-aborted, foster ding…
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Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader
In the fall-out of Prime Minister Theresa May's dancing debacle in Kenya last month, leading Conservatives have said that what's needed to carry their party forward, and to keep 'in step' and 'in tune' with the Great British public, is a woman with h...
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Christian Conservatives Want Barney's Genitalia
Christian Conservative gangs in the US are marching the streets armed with machetes and automatic weapons in search of SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney, and other suspected homosexual characters.
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Protesting the Protest is Against the Anti-Protest Law – So Shut It!
Here in Britain, people will no longer be allowed to protest anything. The price of this and that going up – so what, take it, accept it, but thou shalt not protest. To protest the anti-protest law is illegal. (Now if that’s not straight outa Orwe…
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I’ll make Nanny Enid my Home Secretary, says Downing Street hopeful Rees Mogg
With underfire Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s position looking increasingly precarious, his fellow Old Etonian and current Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, appears to have thrown his hat into the ring in any forthcoming challenge for…
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David Cameron Found In Attic
Missing David Cameron has been found in an attic in the Cotswolds, when residents put away their Christmas decorations. The ex-UK Prime Minister, who was pretty much responsible for the whole Brexit debacle, has been missing since stepping down, s…
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Boris likely to remain in Number 10 for a year as hundreds of MPs throw their hat in the ring for the leadership contest
David Cameron recalls his days as a fag at Eton as he talks to factory workers about school discipline
Incompetent Conversative ministers are organising the day of the short spoons
I only voted for her for a laugh
Liz Truss is Margaret Thatcher Without a Brain
Democrats to Build Commune
Independent Scotland 'wouldn't flood', claims Sturgeon
Alliance vs Labour Five-a-side Match
Tory leadership rat fight gets underway
Priti Patel's bid for Tory leadership contest delayed as Winged Monkeys go on strike
Puppetmaster Cashcroft aims for bigger prizes (A Pirates of the Caribbean Update):
PM Vows 100% Employment
Kwasi Kwarteng's mini-budget will help millions
UK Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng's first quasi-budget was announced today to cheers and celebration across the country. With the astute administrative skills of King Herod, he chancelled like he had never chancelled before and slashed taxes for the rich,…
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Who's the Tory in Balamory
Today election fever came to the small Scottish village of Balamory. On a visit to the area last week Gordon Brown noticed that all the houses in the village were painted different colours. On his return to London Mr Brown asked his campaign team to...
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Conservatives not really that worried
Although they will probably face a bit of a thrashing at the local elections in May, the Conservative party have revealed that they are not really that worried. Conservative candidate Michael Madeup said 'After the mess we have made of things for…
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Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form
(IRRP)- Political conservatives all over Washington have started to ban together, forming an informal coalition, to ban the use of the Food Pyramid. The Pyramid which has been in use since the 1960's, has gone under revision several times, is on...
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Having not learnt their lesson, Conservatives are now planning a Pimm's and Croquet fundraiser
Having not learnt some important lessons this week, about being seen to do the right thing, the Conservative Party are now inviting conservative party donors to a Pimm's and Croquet evening in Downing Street. Conservative Spokesman Sanctimonious G…
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Rees-Mogg made Brexit minister - promises to drag UK economy into 19th century
In a desperate attempt to distract attention from his failures, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has appointed top-hatted Victorian gentleman Jacob Rees-Mogg as Brexit Minister. The news comes in the same week that the government's own figures reveal…
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Three Daft Things About Jeremy Hunt
London, UK - (Rioters): Prime Ministerial contender Jeremy Hunt has been grilled by Spoof website reporters about being the next gaffer after Theresa May. The wide-ranging rant kicked off with his wet dream of a new turd runway at Heathrow Airport...
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Government tackles cost of living crisis
Today's Queen's speech was delivered to Parliament by Queen Charles. In it she laid out the government's policies for the next year. Top of the list was the Conservatives' plan to help solve the cost of living crisis. In the last year inflation ha…
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Government call for more Children to be taken into care
Members of the government have called for more children to be taken into care. This comes after a report that said some care homes in isolated rural areas are now in danger of being surplus to requirements. "It seems that over the last 20 years t...
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Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"
Prime ministerial hopeful, Conservative leader David Cameron today told the legendary Journalist, Sir David "soft question" Frost, that under a future Conservative government the nation's vast army of gays and blacks will have to should...
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Tory Leadership Contest: Has Jeremy Hunt Won?
In an inexplicable 180-degree about-turn of gargantuan proportions, it's beginning to look like Jeremy Hunt has beaten Boris Johnson to the Tory leadership crown, because the BBC keeps posting pictures of the pair with Hunt always on the left-hand si...
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Conservative Party Leadership Battle Ends In Tie
The race to become the next leader of the Conservative Party is over, with the most dramatic result possible: after the 160,000 party members' votes were counted last night, it was announced just minutes ago, that the scores had finished level, with...
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Christian Conservatives Want Barney's Genitalia
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Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader
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Tory Leadership Contest: Has Jeremy Hunt Won?
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David Cameron Found In Attic
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Having not learnt their lesson, Conservatives are now planning a Pimm's and Croquet fundraiser
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I’ll make Nanny Enid my Home Secretary, says Downing Street hopeful Rees Mogg
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Conservatives not really that worried
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Margaret Thatcher To Take Reins Of Tory Party (Again)
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Harold Macmillan found alive!
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Government call for more Children to be taken into care
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Three Daft Things About Jeremy Hunt
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Conservative Party Leadership Battle Ends In Tie
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Rees-Mogg made Brexit minister - promises to drag UK economy into 19th century
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Government tackles cost of living crisis
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Kwasi Kwarteng's mini-budget will help millions
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Protesting the Protest is Against the Anti-Protest Law – So Shut It!
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Abortion Karma Fiasco
