Funny story - Johnson's outbursts leave bad taste in the mouth of Tory MPs

Johnson's outbursts leave bad taste in the mouth of Tory MPs

The Tories are in deep trouble - their leader is suffering a death of a thousand cuts, largely self-inflicted. From Partygate to people realising he's a twat with a deliberately stupid haircut, things are not going well for the Prime Minister. Yet Jo…

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Funny story - Rees-Mogg made Brexit minister - promises to drag UK economy into 19th century

Rees-Mogg made Brexit minister - promises to drag UK economy into 19th century

In a desperate attempt to distract attention from his failures, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has appointed top-hatted Victorian gentleman Jacob Rees-Mogg as Brexit Minister. The news comes in the same week that the government's own figures reveal…

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Funny story - Stranger who mistakes Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s advisor Dominic Cummings for homeless man and gives him money to buy coffee is escorted off the premises

Stranger who mistakes Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s advisor Dominic Cummings for homeless man and gives him money to buy coffee is escorted off the premises

Prime Minister Johnson’s advisor Dominic Cummings doesn’t dress like other advisors. He long ago swapped a tie and suit for an anorak and beanie hat. He may be the man that all Tory MPs are afraid of, but few members of the public recognise him among...

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Funny story - Johnson reveals plans to "level the North"

Johnson reveals plans to "level the North"

For years it has been a vague Tory promise to level the North, promoted endlessly by the PM as a hopeful slogan. This week the detailed plans have finally been published in a fifty page report, and Northerners are unlikely to be pleased. It explai…

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Funny story - Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader

Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader

In the fall-out of Prime Minister Theresa May's dancing debacle in Kenya last month, leading Conservatives have said that what's needed to carry their party forward, and to keep 'in step' and 'in tune' with the Great British public, is a woman with h...

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Funny story - UK Urban Guest Spot (1/#1) DaveCam's Huggarappa Remix

UK Urban Guest Spot (1/#1) DaveCam's Huggarappa Remix

Back in the UK, it is not well good, but even it is not like the USA and the authentic hip-hop musics, our Dave has made a well good rap what is telling us what is what. Yo I'm Dave, got a Cam, and I like voting that way, Down from me crib in the commons, Lil bit o' wur, bit o' way, I'm like the common pleb's friend, endless key chain like a bell-end I've as many flashy chains a...

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Funny story - Cthulhu wins prominent government role after Boris Johnson's cabinet reshuffle

Cthulhu wins prominent government role after Boris Johnson's cabinet reshuffle

The Dark Lord Cthulhu, devourer of souls and destroyer of worlds, has been given a seat in Boris Johnson's cabinet, as Minister without Portfolio, replacing Michael Gove. The Great Old One has no previous experience of government, but has a cult f...

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Funny story - Having not learnt their lesson, Conservatives are now planning a Pimm's and Croquet fundraiser

Having not learnt their lesson, Conservatives are now planning a Pimm's and Croquet fundraiser

Having not learnt some important lessons this week, about being seen to do the right thing, the Conservative Party are now inviting conservative party donors to a Pimm's and Croquet evening in Downing Street. Conservative Spokesman Sanctimonious G…

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Funny story - King Obama? Rand Paul Doesn't Think So.

King Obama? Rand Paul Doesn't Think So.

Everyone knows that I'm an extreme conservative. I'm the type of Conservative who has God sanctioned missionary style sex with my wife while thinking about Ronald Reagan. Today's hero of Freedom is Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. Rand is the son o...

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Funny story - Who will be new Tory leader?

Who will be new Tory leader?

It is the world's premier backstabbing medieval fantasy show, full of intrigue and evil characters. But who will become the new Tory leader? We look at the leading contenders. Ebeneezer Moneybags (6-1 favourite) MP for Mint and Wallet, he owns a...

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Funny story - Conservative Party After a New Party Planner

Conservative Party After a New Party Planner

After a series of embarrassing gaffes, the conservative party is looking for a new party planner. ‘Gosh, I want the party planner that Prince Andrew had when he had that gathering at Pizza Express in Woking. He must be really good, I mean it was i…

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Funny story - Conservatives crowd funding for a new moral compass

Conservatives crowd funding for a new moral compass

Conservative Minister the Right Honourable Roger Mywife has launched a crowdfunding campaign for a new moral compass for the conservatives, as their one seems to be broken. The bearded 73-year-old said 'Have you seen my teeth? No, I will go on abo…

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Funny story - Man Didn't Vote In Election

Man Didn't Vote In Election

A man has revealed how he decided not to seize the opportunity of casting his vote in the UK General Election yesterday, and went to work instead. Myke Woodson told friends that he really couldn't care less what happened in the election, and hoped...

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Funny story - NHS Bless This Mess

NHS Bless This Mess

The PM, Teresa May, emerged from her fortress of darkness to press upon the huddled masses that the NHS was not on the verge of a humanitarian crisis. The sky cracked with lightning and thunder rolled through the scene creating a atmosphere of malevo...

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Funny story - Four Cups - Revamp of the Two Ronnie's famous sketch

Four Cups - Revamp of the Two Ronnie's famous sketch

In a memorable return the two Ronnies are featuring a new updated version of the famous Fork/Four Handles/Candles sketch. Television bosses think they have found the rejected tape which was turned down by BBC senior staff fearing a reduction of th...

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Funny story - Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Following the SNP's cheeky scuppering of David Cameron's plans to relax the fox hunting ban, even though the plans would bring the law in England into line with Scotland, Jeremy Corbyn gave a press conference this afternoon to give the masses his tak...

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Funny story - Michael Made-up still spouting the same old bullshit

Michael Made-up still spouting the same old bullshit

Conservative Minister Michael Made-up and his crazy wig have been spouting their usual right-wing bullshit for anyone who cares to listen. Holding views that even Laurence Fox would question, the clearly too old for the wig he has chosen to wear c…

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Funny story - UK Government Admit Using Song To Dictate Covid Policy

UK Government Admit Using Song To Dictate Covid Policy

The UK government has sensationally revealed how it is coming up with its coronavirus policy, as the country is thrust into yet another lockdown. Boris Johnson is using the 'Hokey Cokey' as inspiration. Believed to be the only song he knows all…

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Funny story - Tory fatcat 'is secret £113 million lotto winner'

Tory fatcat 'is secret £113 million lotto winner'

London - (Big Money Balls Mess): A prominent government front bencher has been outed as the secret winner of last week's £113 million lottery draw. The anonymous MP - previously an all-party House of Commons adviser on the lottery - is said to be...

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Funny story - Scum offended by being compared to Conservatives

Scum offended by being compared to Conservatives

Bath dwelling scum Shane Richardson is angered that he and all of his scum friends have been compared to Conservative politicians. Outspoken Labour deputy Angela Rayner called the conservative government scum and has now offended every type of scu…

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