Written by Exislanda

Sunday, 5 February 2012

image for Puppetmaster Cashcroft aims for bigger prizes (A Pirates of the Caribbean Update):
Life is NOT Monopoly where other peoples lives are involved.

"Beautiful by Nature, Fucked by Sticky Micky!" As is said about the Turks and Caicos Islands, still seething and reeling in the hands of British control after it's government was brought down by corruption more than 2 years ago.

Death of a Nation! The tourists who flock to these beautiful isles don't see beyond the $M condos on beautiful Grace Bay Beach. They don't get to know the country and people of what was once a rapidly thriving economy and is now a place where work for Belongers, Expats and workers from neighboring islands is increasingly hard to come by, outside of the beachfront resorts themselves.

Even the Haitians, who once flocked here on illegal sloops are catching illegal sloops back to Haiti, risking their lives again on the open seas to get away from these isles.

Sticky Micky himself was one of the first to flee to a safe hacienda in Republica Dominicana - but now it is being questioned who pulled the strings of this former estate agent who grew to be a discredited multi millionaire. It is becoming clear that someone (who is now franticly tidying up his loose ends) was more directly involved than he would like it to be believed!

Our Lord Cashcroft, (who has given the Tory Party coffers more than £10m and aided the rise of buddies Old Haig and PM Cameroon in particular), is spending a small fortune on lawyers and spin doctors to deal with inquiries about his relationships with companies in the Caribbean. HM Revenue and Customs would rather he paid them what is owed to them!

There are questions to be asked about a Construction company that won prestigious contracts against the odds (notably Sticky Micky's lair, The Mini White House), and whose interests before it collapsed with debts of over $30m stretched across Belize, Cayman, the Turks and Caicos Islands, Barbados, and Trinidad and Tobago.

Also there is a prominent Caribbean bank which was transferred within the Cashcroft family to seemingly remove Our Lord from direct control. They have now been asked to hand over documents!

It is coming to light that the Puppetmaster couldn't stop faxing, eing and tweeting his direct instructions to those he left behind. But some of them who were tangled in his strings are finding that not all his "instructions" have been shredded or deleted!

Having practiced his arts on small islands, it has been recently noticed that Our Lord is now going for something bigger in the Mediterranean under the continued protection of his puppet political Party.

Had he been born in the USA, the GOP would think nothing of the Puppetmaster's actions and dealings, and he would probably be streets ahead of MITM Romney in the current Primaries. BUT perhaps the UK will eventually be not so kind!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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