London, UK - (Rioters): Prime Ministerial contender Jeremy Hunt has been grilled by Spoof website reporters about being the next gaffer after Theresa May.
The wide-ranging rant kicked off with his wet dream of a new turd runway at Heathrow Airport which is needed to pollute most of Mrs May’s constituents.
Next, he’s backing homeopathetic remedies because they’re so bloody useless, they’ll quickly kill off gullible malingerers who clog up NHS waiting lists.
Then there’s fox hunting, a traditional Brit blood sport involving gratuitous cruelty - ideal for Tories without any socialist neighbours to kill.
Commenting on Hunt’s radical manifesto the Spoof’s hustings reporter asked, “What about cannabis sativa and your Brexit drugs policy?”
Hunt’s reply in a two-minute video can be seen by clicking right here after 2 o’clock.