Funny story: Judge me by my on-field displays of childish petulance, pleads Ashley Cole

Judge me by my on-field displays of childish petulance, pleads Ashley Cole

Chelsea and England defender Ashley Cole says people should judge him on the childish displays of petulance that have punctuated his footballing career, not the equally repulsive manner in which he allegedly conducts his private life. Cole, who ha...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request. A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated. Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother Is Sex the name of her pet dog? 'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Derek Hough Says That There Is No Truth To The Intimate Rumors Regarding Him and His Dance Partner Maria Menounos

Dancing With The Stars: Derek Hough Says That There Is No Truth To The Intimate Rumors Regarding Him and His Dance Partner Maria Menounos

HOLLYWOOD - Len "The Grouch" Goodman, the English judge on Dancing With The Stars, has stated that this years season 14 celebrities are the very best ever on DWTS. Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli, the Italian judge echoed Goodman's sentiments adding...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...

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Funny story: Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

As Cheryl Cole went out to dinner at MoFo on Park Lane, Friday, along with Kimberley Walsh, Nicola Roberts, and her mother - the one who really liked Ashley Cole, the paparazzi pounced. Despite the cold, hard as nails Geordie lass, wor Chezza, str...

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Funny story: Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN

Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN

In an unprecedented move, British pop stars, Cheryl Cole and Tulisa Contostavlos have lodged a formal complaint at the UN in New York, following the shocking revelation that gossip columnist, Verity Warbling-Trollblog has been suspended by the Skoob...

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Funny story: The Tanzanian Mosquito Which Bit Cheryl Cole Giving Her Malaria Has Been Found and Squashed

The Tanzanian Mosquito Which Bit Cheryl Cole Giving Her Malaria Has Been Found and Squashed

LONDON - Derek Hough, boyfriend of Cheryl Cole, gave her a bit of good news when he informed her in her hospital room that he has been told by the government of Tanzania that the mosquito which stung Ms. Cole has been found and squashed by a leader o...

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Funny story: OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Titillating Tata's Accidentally Exposed As Her And Derek Hough Frolic Flirtatiously Down In St. Barts

Cheryl Cole's Titillating Tata's Accidentally Exposed As Her And Derek Hough Frolic Flirtatiously Down In St. Barts

ST. BARTS, West Indies - Cheryl Cole who has already been signed by Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions to be one of the judges on his new show X-Factor flew to the West Indies resort Island with her boyfriend and future-husband Derek Hough, one of...

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Funny story: Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 's Nipples were Designed by Alexander McQueen

Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 's Nipples were Designed by Alexander McQueen

Alexander McQueen has crafted some of the most posh outfits from Chelsea's athletic supporters to the gowns for the biggest balls in London. Cheryl Cole unveiled a McQueen first and original when she displayed the eite designers first pair of women's...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole (Oops, I mean Tweedy..) & Justin Bieber In Feud

Cheryl Cole (Oops, I mean Tweedy..) & Justin Bieber In Feud

24 hours ago, I reported news of a romance. However, circumstances have changed, and I am now saddened to reveal that the Tweedy/Bieber romance which we broke the news of has turned sour. Staff at Boujis had informed me that the pair "were smitten...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

LONDON - Cheryl Cole was speaking before the English Garden Club at the Monty Python Hotel in Brompton when she was asked how her American boyfriend was doing. She smiled and said proudly that Derek and his dance partner Jennifer Grey had just won...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Liam Left Cheryl

The Real Reason Liam Left Cheryl

Liam Payne from Boyband One Direction, has revealed the real reason he left his twice-married wife Cheryl, today. In a typically candid and outspoken interview, Liam revealed that Cheryl was obsessed with her figure, and refused to get pregnant in...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Wins SeX Factor's Galaxy Class Ass Contest; Passes Kate Beckensale for Most Beautiful Woman Awards

Cheryl Cole Wins SeX Factor's Galaxy Class Ass Contest; Passes Kate Beckensale for Most Beautiful Woman Awards

The ever attractive and multi-talented Cheryl "Tweety" Cole has rocketed to fabulous fame and fortune time and time again over the last four years and has done it yet again, winning SeX Factor's Contest for the Best Galaxy Class Ass. The Dynamic D...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Declared 'Queen Of Mimewagolia'

Cheryl Cole Declared 'Queen Of Mimewagolia'

Obscure Mediterranean principality declares Cheryl Cole Queen. From 'El Trumpetta Del Mimewagolia' "Salute per El Presidente del Mimewagolia para la chicoletta puta boom-boom Cheryl 'la flautista' Cole,la diminutabano mimeo del Brit Awards y la mujer de Fagash Cole parce-que elle este la numero uno reina del Mimewagolia despito la 5'3" de statuesquero y las extensors. "La Britta bambina d...

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Funny story: Nation mourns over Cheryl Cole fart

Nation mourns over Cheryl Cole fart

At three o'clock on Saturday, football grounds will fall silent, as news expanded out of Huw Edwards, announcing that Cheryl Cole had expelled a rather foul smelling gas, after having a rather noxious Curry during the all you can eat buffet at Mad Mu...

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Funny story: Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Chicharito Buys Cheryl Cole A $12.7 Million Hacienda In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Mexico's super star soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar, known as Chicharito, has just revealed that he has purchased a luxurious hacienda overlooking Cabo San Lucas. The $12.7 million hacienda was originally owned by...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough has said that ever since he started dancing at a very young age people have naturally assumed that he rode sidesaddle. He says that nothing could be farther from the truth. The Dancing With The Stars...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole mosquito meets its doom in Taiwanese TV presenter's gob

Cheryl Cole mosquito meets its doom in Taiwanese TV presenter's gob

Taipei - (Deep Throat News): The pesky gnat that caused so much trouble to the UK national treasure finally met its match yesterday. China Television Co anchor Huang Ching had just been reading an update on Ms Cole's malaria recovery when her pret...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole (Oops, I meant Tweedy...) To Sing Live At Reconciliation Concert With Justin Bieber

Cheryl Cole (Oops, I meant Tweedy...) To Sing Live At Reconciliation Concert With Justin Bieber

On again, off again, on again; this has been the pattern ever since two of the world's most popular, albeit not talented, popstars, began dating a few days ago. Two days ago, I made up the story of the two's relationship amidst rumours of marriage...

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