Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole's lingerie & accessories shoppe is now selling opulent feathered umbrellas
Margarita Mixx, reporting for The Wind Whispers News Agency, brings exciting news from the prestigious Queen Liz and Queen Cheryl Lingerie & Accessories Shoppe in Beverly Hills. The iconic duo, Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole, are thrilled to in…
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Film an infomercial titled "Why Men Are Attracted To Cougars Like Us"
"Why Young Men Are Attracted To Cougars Like Us," starring Liz Hurley and Chery Cole is a big hit in the world of infomercials. Irresistible cougars, Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole, spill the beans on why younger men can't resist the charms of mature…
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley are now in the crumpets business
Two of Britain's most popular women, Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley have just founded a crumpets company. In an exciting development reported by Grover Buck from Tickety Boo News, the dynamic duo of Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley has joined forces to crea…
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Cheryl Cole Has Just Purchased Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It is no secret that British singer Cheryl Cole has always been in awe of Queen Elizabeth. In fact True Dat News Agency writer Reggie Rickenracker, stated that "Cheeza" named her pet cockatoo, "Queeny," after her majesty. So…
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OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??
Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Buy An English Pub In Soho
Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp
Shock: Cheryl Mimes On Pre-Recorded Live TV Show
Cheryl Cole Will Be Appearing In The Motion Picture "Princess Di and Her Life In The Fast Lane"
Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview
Andy Murray Has Fans
Cheryl Cole opens a pole dancing lounge in Manhattan
Prince Charles Addresses The Rumors of Him Having An Affair With Cheryl Cole
The BBC Reports That King Charles III, Is Infatuated With The Erotically Sensuous Cheryl Cole
Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole, Megan Fox To Remove Clothing For Charity
Vanessa Perroncel-Toni Terry-Cheryl Cole-Victoria Beckham WAG Scandal Outrage Gets Even More Confusing
The 2010 Girls Aloud Nude Calendar Has Just Become Great Britain's Biggest Selling Calendar of All Time
The Very Sexy Brit Singer Cheryl Cole Admits That Yes, Prince William Once Had The Hots For Her
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - Cheryl Cole, who is regarded as one of the most popular celebrities in the United Kingdom, recently sat down with BBC reporter Oceana Figgly at a Liverpool crumpet diner. The two had a very revealing girl-to-gi…
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Open Up A Fancy Lingerie Shop On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole's newly formed company, named HurCo, has just opened up their first of many stores. This one is called The Queen Liz and Queen Cheryl Lingerie Shoppe. It is located on the ritzy…
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Cheryl Cole Names Her Brand New Persian Cat "Lionel" In Honor of Soccer Great Lionel Messi
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Oceana Figgly has just written that the gorgeously sexy singer/actress/accordion player Cheryl Cole, has just gotten a rescue Persian cat. Cole, who looks like she could be Selana Gomez' mom, named the…
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Cheryl Cole Says That The Haters Who Hate Her Can All Go To Fucking Hell
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - One of Great Britain's prettiest, sexiest, and smartest citizens has said that anynone who hates her can simply pee in their pants and go straight down to fucking hell, where Satan has a spot reserved for "Cheryl Cole…
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Buy An Exclusive Women's String Bikini Panties Store On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills
BEVERY HILLS - (Satire News) - Two of the world's most beautiful and popular women, Cheryl Cole, 39, and Elizabeth Hurley, 57, have just purchased one of the most exquisite ladies lingerie stores in America. Cheryl and Liz are now the owners of Sw…
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British Sexpots Cheryl Cole and Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The New James Bond Movie, "James Bond And His Sizzling Sex Romp With Two Sexy Russian Spies"
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Bees Knees News reporter Ginger Beer, recently met with Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole at the ritzy Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. The two British women will soon be appearing in the latest James Bond motion picture titled, "Ja…
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Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"
HOLLYWOOD - Academy Award winning producer Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will soon begin production on his latest film Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits. The film will be a Cripple Creek Pictures movie production in association with T...
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The United Kingdom's Sexy Cheryl Cole Wants To Be Prime Minister and She States That Her Haters Can All (J.O)
LONDON - (Satire News) - Brit spitfires Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell both agree that there is no one more qualified to lead Great Britain than the sensuously attractive songstress Cheryl Cole. Cheeza as she is called by nearly everyone except her…
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According To The BBC, 92% of All Buckingham Palace Royal Guards Want Cheryl Cole To Be The Next Prime Minister of Great Britain
LONDON - (UK News) - The London Daily Informer has just informed the British pubic that the Buckingham Royal Guards union has just expressed overwhelmingly that they would like to see Brit singer Cheryl Cole become the next prime minister of England.
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Cheryl Cole Flashes Her Tits On "The Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Cheryl Cole took some time out from her busy schedule to fly to America and make an appearance on "The Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show." The two go back to their days when both were struggling to break into the Briti…
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London's Infamous Streetwalkers Union Endorses Cheryl Cole For Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - London's Hussies Union #169 has just endorsed singer/actress Cheryl Cole to be the next prime minister of the United Kingdom. The whore union has 903 members, including one who was voted London's Best Fucking Whore of 2022…
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Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole form Muffins Inc.
(SPOOF NEWS) - The Rumor City News Agency has just broken the story that sexy celebs Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole have just formed Muffins Inc. Reporter Haley Shreveport spoke with both women, who are considered the best looking cougar/MILF's to com…
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The BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - Word coming from the BBC is that now that PM Boris Johnson is on his way out the 10 Downing St. door, suggestions and opinions as to who should replace him are falling from the foggy English sky. Names that have been tosse…
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Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"
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The BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister
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British Sexpots Cheryl Cole and Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The New James Bond Movie, "James Bond And His Sizzling Sex Romp With Two Sexy Russian Spies"
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Cheryl Cole Flashes Her Tits On "The Ricky Gervais Happy Hour Talk Show"
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Cheryl Cole Names Her Brand New Persian Cat "Lionel" In Honor of Soccer Great Lionel Messi
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Cheryl Cole Says That The Haters Who Hate Her Can All Go To Fucking Hell
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Open Up A Fancy Lingerie Shop On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley are now in the crumpets business
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole's lingerie & accessories shoppe is now selling opulent feathered umbrellas
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Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole form Muffins Inc.
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OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??
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Cheryl Cole Pregnancy Test Confirmed
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Cheryl Cole Has Just Purchased Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
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According To The BBC, 92% of All Buckingham Palace Royal Guards Want Cheryl Cole To Be The Next Prime Minister of Great Britain
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London's Infamous Streetwalkers Union Endorses Cheryl Cole For Prime Minister
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The United Kingdom's Sexy Cheryl Cole Wants To Be Prime Minister and She States That Her Haters Can All (J.O)
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The Very Sexy Brit Singer Cheryl Cole Admits That Yes, Prince William Once Had The Hots For Her
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Buy An Exclusive Women's String Bikini Panties Store On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Film an infomercial titled "Why Men Are Attracted To Cougars Like Us"
