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Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Attend A Lingerie Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole were the special guests of an elaborate lingerie party hosted by Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner. Hef invited the good looking couple to a special party that he was throwing for alleged Russia...

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X-Factor's Simon Cowell Admits He's Thinking About Replacing Nicole Scherzinger With Cheryl Cole

Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Admits He's Thinking About Replacing Nicole Scherzinger With Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Word on the streets of LaLaLand is that the X-Factor mogul and judge Simon Cowell is contemplating making a big change for next season. According to iRumors Cowell AKA "The Prince of Put Downs" stated that he has received lots of...

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Simon Cowell Drops A Bombshell: American 'X-Factor' Is Getting Rid of The Sexually Sultry Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Just one short month ago Simon Cowell, aka "The Sultan of Sarcasm" was singing the praises of English singer Cheryl Cole whom he had hand picked to be one of the judges on his American version of X-Factor. Cowell informed Pico de Gallo...

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Cheryl Cole Is Very Angry At Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole's "Air Gun" Incident

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Is Very Angry At Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole's "Air Gun" Incident

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Cheryl Cole spoke with a reporter for USA DAYBREAK from the swimming pool of her boyfriend Derek Hough's Hollywood Hills mansion, Casa Cha Cha Cha. She remarked that she is quite upset at the recent incident that her ex-husband...

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Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

Funny story: Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough has said that ever since he started dancing at a very young age people have naturally assumed that he rode sidesaddle. He says that nothing could be farther from the truth. The Dancing With The Stars...

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Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview

Pop princess, and famed mentor of X Factor winner Joe McElderry found herself in a little pickle yesterday morning. Or perhaps more of a 'poo-ckle'? Cole was being interviewed alongside McElderry on London's LBC 97.3 Radio. Interviewer James O'Bri...

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Cheryl Cole Angrily Responds To The Rumors About Derek Hough and Ines Sainz - "They're A Bunch of Bloody, Blimey, Bloomin' Lies They Is"

BEVERLY HILLS - Cheryl Cole, the girlfriend of Derek Hough, was shopping with Derek's sister, Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend Julianne Hough, at the swank clothing store on Rodeo Drive, Now That's A Rack. A reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine aske...

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Cheryl Cole Declared 'Queen Of Mimewagolia'

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Declared 'Queen Of Mimewagolia'

Obscure Mediterranean principality declares Cheryl Cole Queen. From 'El Trumpetta Del Mimewagolia' "Salute per El Presidente del Mimewagolia para la chicoletta puta boom-boom Cheryl 'la flautista' Cole,la diminutabano mimeo del Brit Awards y la mujer de Fagash Cole parce-que elle este la numero uno reina del Mimewagolia despito la 5'3" de statuesquero y las extensors. "La Britta bambina d...

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