Funny story - OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...

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Funny story - Prince Charles Addresses The Rumors of Him Having An Affair With Cheryl Cole

Prince Charles Addresses The Rumors of Him Having An Affair With Cheryl Cole

LONDON – (UK Satire) – The latest rumor floating around the UK is that Prince Charles is having a torrid affair with former Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Ann Tweedy (Cole). Neville Twickenbuck with Tickety Boo News was the first to break the story, wh…

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Funny story - Russell Brand and Piers Morgan Side With Cheryl Cole And Attack Simon Cowell For Firing Her From X-Factor

Russell Brand and Piers Morgan Side With Cheryl Cole And Attack Simon Cowell For Firing Her From X-Factor

LOS ANGELES - In what many media critics are hailing as The modern day reality show version of The Battle of Britain fought on American soil Englishmen Russell Brand and Piers Morgan have both come to the aid of their fellow countrywoman Cheryl Cole. Cole had been all set to be one of the three judges on Simon Cowell's new American version of the British hit show, X-Factor when suddenly she was...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson And Cheryl Cole Spotted Together

Robert Pattinson And Cheryl Cole Spotted Together

Did she? Didn't she? No. - I have it on good authority that Kristen Stewart did not visit Robert Pattinson on the set of Bel Ami in Budapest. In fact, Stewart never left LA, where she has been making arrangements to celebrate her birthday. However...

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Funny story - Ricky Martin hopes to on tour with Cheryl Cole as backup dancer!

Ricky Martin hopes to on tour with Cheryl Cole as backup dancer!

Ricky Martin is set to be joining Girls Aloud former bandmate Cheryl Cole when she goes on tour later on this month. Ricky is said to have pleaded with Cheryl to be part of her entourage but she had other ideas of her own! Shrieked Chezza: 'Why...

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Funny story - Old Photo Of Young Cheryl Cole In Bikini Has Giant Cockroach Behind Her

Old Photo Of Young Cheryl Cole In Bikini Has Giant Cockroach Behind Her

An old photograph a family member recently discovered of their day at the beach twenty years ago, shows a 13-year-old bikini-clad Cheryl Cole standing in front of a giant cockroach. The photograph had been stuck behind another one from the set and no...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole's Perfume 'Eau Du Nudeness' Named The World's Best

Cheryl Cole's Perfume 'Eau Du Nudeness' Named The World's Best

COPENHAGEN - The International Perfume Institute headquartered in Copenhagen, Denmark has just announced that it has chosen Cheryl Cole's Eau Du Nudeness as the world's number one perfume. IPI executive director Mezzolino Rillanava stated that thi...

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Funny story - Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Plymouth UK born FHM Hot 100 chart topper Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been spotted riding a tandem around Hollywood with fellow FHM hottie, the actress Cameron Diaz. According to X-Factor USA judge, Cheryl Cole. Providing the reports coming in f...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Invites A Heartbroken Pippa Middleton To Go Down With Her and Boyfriend Derek Hough To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Cheryl Cole Invites A Heartbroken Pippa Middleton To Go Down With Her and Boyfriend Derek Hough To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Cheryl Cole was sitting in the Double H mansion, Casa Cha Cha Cha that she shares with her future-husband Derek Hough, of Dancing With The Stars. She had read in The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette about Pippa Middleton getting dumped by her porn star boyfriend Ron Jeremy and the fact that she was extremely heartbroken. "Chezza" as her family and close friends call her, told...

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Funny story - Ashley Cole Confesses to Cheryl That He Doesn't Even Know How To Send Text Messages

Ashley Cole Confesses to Cheryl That He Doesn't Even Know How To Send Text Messages

LONDON - Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole emailed his wife Cheryl from their mansion in Surrey to the five-star Bloomin' Begonia Blooms Hotel in Central London, where she is staying. Ashley told his wife, who is scheduled to perform at t...

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Funny story - Sarah Harding Feels Snubbed By Satirists

Sarah Harding Feels Snubbed By Satirists

Gorgeous Girls Aloud cutie Sarah Harding starts every day in a state of dazed confusion, her close friends informed me a few weeks ago when we weren't desperate for a crap story to print. Now that we are desperate for more meaningless celebrity ba...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor. The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Defends Cheryl Cole

Simon Cowell Defends Cheryl Cole

From all the reports lately, Cheryl Cole's marriage is really falling apart as Ashley Cole is fast becoming the Tiger Woods of soccer. "If Simon Cowell is defending me, then I must really be in bad shape", Cheryl told reporters over the weekend af...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole And Sarah Harding In Bitch Fight Over Ashley

Cheryl Cole And Sarah Harding In Bitch Fight Over Ashley

West End Stringer Barry Boddington was trawling the streets of the capital's fleshpots in the early hours of this morning when he was approached by two men in their early twenties who addressed him by name and informed him that there was a furious bi...

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Funny story - Lil Wayne Befriends Cheryl Cole

Lil Wayne Befriends Cheryl Cole

"A Milli" rapper, Lil Wayne, is said to have grown close to Cheryl Cole recently. The troubled Georgie, hurt by news of her husband, Chelsea FC star, Ashley Cole, cheating, is at the centre of a burgeoning romance with Lil Wayne. Weezy, real-name...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Declines Task Of Being WAG Spokesperson As Soccer Sex Scandal Rumbles On

Cheryl Cole Declines Task Of Being WAG Spokesperson As Soccer Sex Scandal Rumbles On

I have fabricated reports that former Girls Aloud singer, Black Eyed Peas supporting act, and soccer wife, Cheryl Cole has declined approaches from fellow WAGS to represent them at times of controversy and sex scandal exposees. As the alleged John...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole's Whirlwind La Paz Visit Ends In Tears

Cheryl Cole's Whirlwind La Paz Visit Ends In Tears

Taking advantage of a well earned day off from her exertions with Dancing Derek Hough, X-Factor judge and chart topping solo artiste Cheryl Cole today embarked on a whirlwind trip to the Bolivian capital, La Paz, in order to consult with her long tim...

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Funny story - Ashley Cole: "Because I'm Worth It.... Too"

Ashley Cole: "Because I'm Worth It.... Too"

Ashley Cole was celebrating last night as it was announced that he had just won a major new sponsorship deal. The news followed the announcement that his wife, Cheryl, was to be the new face of L'Oreal. Ashley Cole has been chosen to advertise Tr...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough Disappear Together

Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough Disappear Together

Just when everybody thought it would be safe to emerge from hiding as the Cheryl Cole saga has been milked to the point of dehydration, and all the stories about the lovely Cheryl have been done, dusted and discarded... It starts up again. On t...

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Funny story - Heidi Montag To Replace Cheryl Cole and Join Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens in The TV Series "Vampire Vixens Gone Wild"

Heidi Montag To Replace Cheryl Cole and Join Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens in The TV Series "Vampire Vixens Gone Wild"

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the soon-to-be filmed television series Vampire Vixens Gone Wild had to do some fancy maneuvering after one of the stars Cheryl Cole suddenly left America and returned to her home in England. Bandini Borrapelli informed...

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