Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…
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Cheryl Cole Has Just Purchased Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
LONDON - (UK Satire) - It is no secret that British singer Cheryl Cole has always been in awe of Queen Elizabeth. In fact True Dat News Agency writer Reggie Rickenracker, stated that "Cheeza" named her pet cockatoo, "Queeny," after her majesty. So…
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Cheryl Cole Says That The Haters Who Hate Her Can All Go To Fucking Hell
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - One of Great Britain's prettiest, sexiest, and smartest citizens has said that anynone who hates her can simply pee in their pants and go straight down to fucking hell, where Satan has a spot reserved for "Cheryl Cole…
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OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??
Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...
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The Very Sexy Brit Singer Cheryl Cole Admits That Yes, Prince William Once Had The Hots For Her
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - Cheryl Cole, who is regarded as one of the most popular celebrities in the United Kingdom, recently sat down with BBC reporter Oceana Figgly at a Liverpool crumpet diner. The two had a very revealing girl-to-gi…
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Peter Andre: I'm On Team Tweedy
Team Andre have been instructed to support Cheryl Cole, following this afternoon's predictable announcement that the nation's sweetheart has separated from her wayward husband Ashley. Immediately after the announcement was made Peter tweeted an i...
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King Charles III, Renames Buckingham Palaces' Margaret Thatcher Bedroom, The Cheryl Cole Bedroom
Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley To Star In An Erotically Sexy X-Rated Motion Picture With Ron Jeremy Jr.
The United Kingdom's Sexy Cheryl Cole Wants To Be Prime Minister and She States That Her Haters Can All (J.O)
Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown
Pointless Chav Upstaged by even bigger Chav
Cheryl Refuses Ashley Hospital Visit
Cheryl Cole mosquito meets its doom in Taiwanese TV presenter's gob
Hordes of Short, Tattooed, Flat Chested Reality Show Contestants Turn Out to Welcome Cheryl Cole to LA!
Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul
Vanessa Perroncel-Toni Terry-Cheryl Cole-Victoria Beckham WAG Scandal Outrage Gets Even More Confusing
David Van Day Gatecrashes Kilimanjaro Triumph
Cheryl closes Beeb for Cowell the Illuminati Captain
British Sexpots Cheryl Cole and Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The New James Bond Movie, "James Bond And His Sizzling Sex Romp With Two Sexy Russian Spies"
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Bees Knees News reporter Ginger Beer, recently met with Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole at the ritzy Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. The two British women will soon be appearing in the latest James Bond motion picture titled, "Ja…
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Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp
Internet footage purporting to show X-Factor judge, wife of Olympic quality diver Ashley, chart topping warbler Cheryl Cole and ESPN presenter mit da boobies, Erin Andrews in some hot lesbian action has been exposed as fake. Internet researchers w...
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Buy An English Pub In Soho
SOHO, England - (Spoof News) - The BBC reports that the Fairy of Fun, Liz Hurley, and the Duchess of Sass, Cheryl Cole, have just become owners of a pub that was first established back in March of 1968 The pub is named Ye Olde Drink and Silly Chat…
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According To The BBC, 92% of All Buckingham Palace Royal Guards Want Cheryl Cole To Be The Next Prime Minister of Great Britain
LONDON - (UK News) - The London Daily Informer has just informed the British pubic that the Buckingham Royal Guards union has just expressed overwhelmingly that they would like to see Brit singer Cheryl Cole become the next prime minister of England.
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Cheryl Cole Admits She Kissed King Charles III, Back When He Was a Prince
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of Britain's most beloved celebrities, Cheryl Cole recently spoke with BBC writer Oceana Figgly at a downtown McDonalds. Cole, who has been described as sensuously erotic by most male members of Parliament revealed to…
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London's Infamous Streetwalkers Union Endorses Cheryl Cole For Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - London's Hussies Union #169 has just endorsed singer/actress Cheryl Cole to be the next prime minister of the United Kingdom. The whore union has 903 members, including one who was voted London's Best Fucking Whore of 2022…
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Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"
HOLLYWOOD - Academy Award winning producer Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will soon begin production on his latest film Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits. The film will be a Cripple Creek Pictures movie production in association with T...
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Open Up A Fancy Lingerie Shop On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole's newly formed company, named HurCo, has just opened up their first of many stores. This one is called The Queen Liz and Queen Cheryl Lingerie Shoppe. It is located on the ritzy…
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley are now in the crumpets business
Two of Britain's most popular women, Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley have just founded a crumpets company. According to Grover Buck with Tickety Boo News, the new company is named Hurley & Cole Crumpets, and it is having excellent sales. The cru…
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The BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - Word coming from the BBC is that now that PM Boris Johnson is on his way out the 10 Downing St. door, suggestions and opinions as to who should replace him are falling from the foggy English sky. Names that have been tosse…
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The BBC Reports That King Charles III, Is Infatuated With The Erotically Sensuous Cheryl Cole
LONDON - (Gossip Satire) - The BBC, which is the best source for current affairs (no pun intended) is reporting that a source within Buckingham Palace, has revealed that King Charles III, informed her that he is totally smitten with the lovely, lusci…
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Prince Charles Addresses The Rumors of Him Having An Affair With Cheryl Cole
LONDON – (UK Satire) – The latest rumor floating around the UK is that Prince Charles is having a torrid affair with former Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Ann Tweedy (Cole). Neville Twickenbuck with Tickety Boo News was the first to break the story, wh…
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Buy An Exclusive Women's String Bikini Panties Store On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills
BEVERY HILLS - (Satire News) - Two of the world's most beautiful and popular women, Cheryl Cole, 39, and Elizabeth Hurley, 57, have just purchased one of the most exquisite ladies lingerie stores in America. Cheryl and Liz are now the owners of Sw…
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Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview
Pop princess, and famed mentor of X Factor winner Joe McElderry found herself in a little pickle yesterday morning. Or perhaps more of a 'poo-ckle'? Cole was being interviewed alongside McElderry on London's LBC 97.3 Radio. Interviewer James O'Bri...
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Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp
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Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview
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Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"
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Prince Charles Addresses The Rumors of Him Having An Affair With Cheryl Cole
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The BBC Is Reporting That Their Is a Growing Groundswell To Pick Cheryl Cole To Be The Next British Prime Minister
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British Sexpots Cheryl Cole and Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The New James Bond Movie, "James Bond And His Sizzling Sex Romp With Two Sexy Russian Spies"
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Cheryl Cole Has Just Purchased Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago Deluxe
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Cheryl Cole Says That The Haters Who Hate Her Can All Go To Fucking Hell
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The BBC Reports That King Charles III, Is Infatuated With The Erotically Sensuous Cheryl Cole
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Buy An English Pub In Soho
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Peter Andre: I'm On Team Tweedy
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OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??
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According To The BBC, 92% of All Buckingham Palace Royal Guards Want Cheryl Cole To Be The Next Prime Minister of Great Britain
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London's Infamous Streetwalkers Union Endorses Cheryl Cole For Prime Minister
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The Very Sexy Brit Singer Cheryl Cole Admits That Yes, Prince William Once Had The Hots For Her
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Cheryl Cole Admits She Kissed King Charles III, Back When He Was a Prince
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Buy An Exclusive Women's String Bikini Panties Store On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Open Up A Fancy Lingerie Shop On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley are now in the crumpets business
