Funny story - OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...

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Funny story - Len Goodman Wants Vanessa Perroncel To Appear On Strictly Come Dancing.

Len Goodman Wants Vanessa Perroncel To Appear On Strictly Come Dancing.

LONDON - Len Goodman, the senior judge on Britain's dancing reality show, Strictly Come Dancing told a reporter for The Wembley Morning Wire that he wants Vanessa Perroncel to appear as a celebrity contestant. When asked how he felt that Ms. Perro...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Proposes Girls Aloud Survival Package

Cheryl Cole Proposes Girls Aloud Survival Package

With the future of Girls Aloud precariously hanging in the balance, our sources inform us that Cheryl Cole has come up with what she believes to be the perfect survival package, which will allow the band to move on together. Since the girls took a...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole and Jade Goody are examples to us all

Cheryl Cole and Jade Goody are examples to us all

Fredrick Everett was an explorer and Cyril Everett a well know industrialist. Surprise surprise, Rupert Everett is a renound actor. It helps in the media world to have relatives in high places. Take a look at almost anyone famous on Wikipedia, pa...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole (Oops, I mean Tweedy..) & Justin Bieber In Feud

Cheryl Cole (Oops, I mean Tweedy..) & Justin Bieber In Feud

24 hours ago, I reported news of a romance. However, circumstances have changed, and I am now saddened to reveal that the Tweedy/Bieber romance which we broke the news of has turned sour. Staff at Boujis had informed me that the pair "were smitten...

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Funny story - Talentless Hack backs McElderry over Cowell Monopoly threat

Talentless Hack backs McElderry over Cowell Monopoly threat

X Factor winner and warbling Geordie foetus Joe McElderry does not deserve to be "stuck in the middle" of a fight for the Christmas number one, said Svengali and champion of the unefesibly high waist band Simon Cowell. A brilliantly conceived cam...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Recruits Gaga, Pixie Lott And SuBo For New Girls Aloud Album

Cheryl Cole Recruits Gaga, Pixie Lott And SuBo For New Girls Aloud Album

With uncertainty clouding the issue of whether or not Girls Aloud will all be able to gather in one place to work on the new album they're under contract to make, Cheryl Cole has arranged for replacement singers in case of emergencies. The other f...

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Funny story - Simon Cowell Says He Can Hardly Wait For 'X-Factor' To Premier Because He Has Missed Acting Like An Arrogant, Sarcastic SOB!

Simon Cowell Says He Can Hardly Wait For 'X-Factor' To Premier Because He Has Missed Acting Like An Arrogant, Sarcastic SOB!

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell says that most people do not know it but he is really two different people. The first one is the dark T-shirt wearing pompously snobbish hateful Sultan of Sarcasm that he was when he was the judge on American Idol. The...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Internet footage purporting to show X-Factor judge, wife of Olympic quality diver Ashley, chart topping warbler Cheryl Cole and ESPN presenter mit da boobies, Erin Andrews in some hot lesbian action has been exposed as fake. Internet researchers w...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole's Secret Sex Life

Cheryl Cole's Secret Sex Life

Hot on the heels of personal revelations pertaining to the sex life of Aussie actress Nicole Kidman, I decided that I'd better run a follow up story pretty quickly to capitalise on the abject failure of the last one. So I asked X-Factor judge, Gir...

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Funny story - Julianne Hough, Cheryl Cole, and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Sit-Com "Two And A Half Women"

Julianne Hough, Cheryl Cole, and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Sit-Com "Two And A Half Women"

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen will be producing a spin-off of his hit television sit-com Two and A Half Men, to be called Two and A Half Women. The new show will star Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend), Cheryl Cole (Derek Hough's girlfriend),...

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Funny story - Big Feud Erupts As Cheryl Cole Mentions Lily Allen's Third Nipple

Big Feud Erupts As Cheryl Cole Mentions Lily Allen's Third Nipple

LONDON - Cheryl Cole was asked about the song which Lily Allen wrote which mentions her in the lyrics as well as in the title. Cheryl replied that she thought that it was nice of Lily to mention her in her song "Cheryl Tweedy." But when Cheryl...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Announces That She and Chicharito Are An Item

Cheryl Cole Announces That She and Chicharito Are An Item

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole, who is being touted to replace the fired Britney Spears on X-Factor, was in town shooting a lipstick commercial. She was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle about joining Simon Cowell's X-Factor cast. C...

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Funny story - Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 's Nipples were Designed by Alexander McQueen

Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 's Nipples were Designed by Alexander McQueen

Alexander McQueen has crafted some of the most posh outfits from Chelsea's athletic supporters to the gowns for the biggest balls in London. Cheryl Cole unveiled a McQueen first and original when she displayed the eite designers first pair of women's...

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Funny story - Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough took is gorgeously sexy English girlfriend singer, Cheryl Cole up to the Hollywood Hills where he photographed her as she sat on top of the Hollywood sign's letter D for Derek. And then Derek got on top of the H and Cheryl...

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Funny story - Prince Harry And Cheryl Cole Fly Down To Monaco For A Romantic Weekend Break On Roman Abramovich's Yacht

Prince Harry And Cheryl Cole Fly Down To Monaco For A Romantic Weekend Break On Roman Abramovich's Yacht

The latest news to hit the gossip columns suggests that Prince Harry, and former Girls Aloud favourite Cheryl Cole may be an item, after the two were spotted boarding a private jet at Farnborough Airfield, early Saturday evening, allegedly heading fo...

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Funny story - Derek Hough Reveals Three Intimate Secrets About Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Reveals Three Intimate Secrets About Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, one of the dancers on the reality show Dancing With The Stars, said that he thoroughly enjoyed Cheryl Cole's visit to the United States, especially when they were alone in her hotel room. Hough said that the beautiful Brit...

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Funny story - Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole, Ryan Seacrest, and Julianne Hough Throw The Biggest Nude Beach Party In The History of Malibu Beach

Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole, Ryan Seacrest, and Julianne Hough Throw The Biggest Nude Beach Party In The History of Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - America's most popular dancing couple Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and his English girlfriend Cheryl "The Dancing Doll" Cole, together with Derek's sister Julianne Hough, and her American Idol boyfriend Ryan Seacrest threw the larges...

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Funny story - Cheryl Cole Only 5' 3" (63") Tall Shocker

Cheryl Cole Only 5' 3" (63") Tall Shocker

Shocking revelations today here in London when it was revealed that X-Factor judge and chart topper who mimes to her latest 'hit' live, allegedly, Cheryl Cole was revealed to stand only 5' 3" tall, according to critics. The medium of film and tele...

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Funny story - Cheryl closes Beeb for Cowell the Illuminati Captain

Cheryl closes Beeb for Cowell the Illuminati Captain

Cheryl Cole practically closed BBC 1 on Friday evening by backing out of the Jonathan Ross Show at the 11th hour. Her press bods put the no show down to Cheryl having a tickly cough but we know different. Her failure to show was part of an elaborate...

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