Funny story: OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Only 5' 3" (63") Tall Shocker

Cheryl Cole Only 5' 3" (63") Tall Shocker

Shocking revelations today here in London when it was revealed that X-Factor judge and chart topper who mimes to her latest 'hit' live, allegedly, Cheryl Cole was revealed to stand only 5' 3" tall, according to critics. The medium of film and tele...

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Funny story: "The British Birds" The Story of Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black Starring Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, and Pixie Lott Premiers in London

"The British Birds" The Story of Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black Starring Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, and Pixie Lott Premiers in London

LONDON - The much awaited true story of 60s music icons Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black had its premier in London's famed Mrs. Eric Idle Royal Auditorium. The British Birds was produced by noted producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche, who h...

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Funny story: Cheryl Chats about Upcoming Tour

Cheryl Chats about Upcoming Tour

In October the music world is to be shocked as the greatest rock and roll mime act of all time is to hit our shores, with a show that will blow the hair off your balls. Cheryl Cole (we will have to refer to her like this because otherwise no-one has a clue who she is) will be strutting her stuff in energetic dance routines all over the country. Despite an obvious glitch in the tour managem...

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Funny story: Raging Cheryl Cole Demands To Know Where She Stands With Derek Hough As Nicole Sherzinger Pics Hit The Streets

Raging Cheryl Cole Demands To Know Where She Stands With Derek Hough As Nicole Sherzinger Pics Hit The Streets

As pics hit the tabloids of Pussycat Doll Nicole Sherzinger frolicking about with Dancing Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole is probably sitting alone somewhere wondering just exactly WTF is going on here. Although there is no evidence to suggest that the d...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Reveals Three Intimate Secrets About Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Reveals Three Intimate Secrets About Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, one of the dancers on the reality show Dancing With The Stars, said that he thoroughly enjoyed Cheryl Cole's visit to the United States, especially when they were alone in her hotel room. Hough said that the beautiful Brit...

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Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, has just learned that Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has refused his offer of being one of the judges on his new X-Factor Show. Cowell who was the mastermind behind the extremely popular si...

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Funny story: 50 Cent enjoying treating himself to a little Cheryl Cole

50 Cent enjoying treating himself to a little Cheryl Cole

The rapper 50 cent is reportedly enjoying the lovely company of British popstar and national treasure Cheryl Cole. Fiddy has revealed in an interview that though he can barely make out what she says in her thick heavy accent he loves to hear her...

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Funny story: Pointless Chav Upstaged by even bigger Chav

Pointless Chav Upstaged by even bigger Chav

Girls Aloud "Phenomenon" Cheryl Cole was left speechless on her birthday after being upstaged by a knickerless cavernous crotch flash by her own Mum. The Girls Aloud crotch-rotter hit the town to celebrate her 26th birthday with disease-ridden se...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am

Cheryl Cole Dropped By X-Factor, Dumped By Derek Hough, Divulges She'll Now Be Managed By will.i.am

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has been through quite a bit the past year. She was cheated on by her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole. And she finally ended up divorcing the 'what was he thinking' womanizer. She then fell into the arms of her BFF...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Declines Task Of Being WAG Spokesperson As Soccer Sex Scandal Rumbles On

Cheryl Cole Declines Task Of Being WAG Spokesperson As Soccer Sex Scandal Rumbles On

I have fabricated reports that former Girls Aloud singer, Black Eyed Peas supporting act, and soccer wife, Cheryl Cole has declined approaches from fellow WAGS to represent them at times of controversy and sex scandal exposees. As the alleged John...

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Funny story: Talks currently underway to have Cheryl Cole as a manequin in store 2 hours a day for the next three months!

Talks currently underway to have Cheryl Cole as a manequin in store 2 hours a day for the next three months!

London-Big shots in the clothing industry are currently trying so sign the nation sweetheart Cheryl Cole to a DEAL that might make her at least 10 million quid. A certain highstreet clothing store thanks its latest intern a certain Shongrila Meek...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kat Von D was in West Holly visiting the most famous tattoo artist in the country, Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater. Frazzlewater has tattooed some of the most famous celebrities on both coasts. He has given Kat some of her...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was back in the City of Angels and she is as mad as a She-Devil. The British singer was one of the original judges on Simon Cowell's American version of the X-Factor. But she was fired after a few shows due to the fact...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

Cheryl Cole Is Very Upset With Boyfriend Chicharito

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole was in New York City filming a television commercial for Jose Cuervo Tequila. The British singer was asked how things were going with her and her boyfriend, Manchester United soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar bett...

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Funny story: Hordes of Short, Tattooed, Flat Chested Reality Show Contestants Turn Out to Welcome Cheryl Cole to LA!

Hordes of Short, Tattooed, Flat Chested Reality Show Contestants Turn Out to Welcome Cheryl Cole to LA!

In L.A. today, where every day leads to a new Reality Show, and anyone can be the next tabloid star, the ranks of the dysfunctional swelled by one today as Fans turned out to welcome self exiled Queen of the Tabloids, Cheryl Cole. Saying she fled...

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Funny story: Fashion House Launches Malaria-Inspired Autumn Collection

Fashion House Launches Malaria-Inspired Autumn Collection

LEGENDARY French fashion house Eaves San Loren has launched its new Autumn collection inspired by Geordie dancer Cheryl Cole's brush with deadly Malaria. Cole, twenty-something, collapsed in a TV studio yesterday following a trip to somewhere dodg...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Whirlwind La Paz Visit Ends In Tears

Cheryl Cole's Whirlwind La Paz Visit Ends In Tears

Taking advantage of a well earned day off from her exertions with Dancing Derek Hough, X-Factor judge and chart topping solo artiste Cheryl Cole today embarked on a whirlwind trip to the Bolivian capital, La Paz, in order to consult with her long tim...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole would like to get married to 50 cent!

Cheryl Cole would like to get married to 50 cent!

We can all give it up to our nations sweetheart to once again surprise us, rumours and speculation abound (mostly in my dreams, but, yunno) that Cheryl Cole has a major crush on rapper 50 cent for the longest time, possibly even during the time she w...

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Funny story: Cradle-snatcher Cheryl Cole's got her beady eye on swimming ace Tom Daley

Cradle-snatcher Cheryl Cole's got her beady eye on swimming ace Tom Daley

London - At 29 she's closer in age to Minder used car salesman Arthur Daley than to Team GB's swimming bronze medalist Tom Daley. But whaddahell, eh? The gal's got a new date courtesy of micro-blogging site Twatter after texting the Olympic s...

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