Funny story: Prince Harry And Cheryl Cole Fly Down To Monaco For A Romantic Weekend Break On Roman Abramovich's Yacht

Prince Harry And Cheryl Cole Fly Down To Monaco For A Romantic Weekend Break On Roman Abramovich's Yacht

The latest news to hit the gossip columns suggests that Prince Harry, and former Girls Aloud favourite Cheryl Cole may be an item, after the two were spotted boarding a private jet at Farnborough Airfield, early Saturday evening, allegedly heading fo...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Proposes Girls Aloud Survival Package

Cheryl Cole Proposes Girls Aloud Survival Package

With the future of Girls Aloud precariously hanging in the balance, our sources inform us that Cheryl Cole has come up with what she believes to be the perfect survival package, which will allow the band to move on together. Since the girls took a...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching

Cheryl Cole Admits Dying Hair Red - Denies Anal Bleaching

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, today revealed that sources had revealed that X-factor judge and mentor Cheryl Cole had admitted having her hair dyed red but strenuously denied having her anus bleached or vajazzled in line with a...

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Funny story: Demi and Lagi Demetriou aka The Stavros Flatley Greek Irish Dancers Meet and Kiss Cheryl "Chezza" Cole On The Lips

Demi and Lagi Demetriou aka The Stavros Flatley Greek Irish Dancers Meet and Kiss Cheryl "Chezza" Cole On The Lips

LONDON - The fantastic father and son dancing duo of Demetrious and Lagi Demetriou have literally been all over the globe in just a few short months. The Greek dancing duo known as The Stavros Flatley Greek Irish Dancers have performed in Shanghai...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole would like to get married to 50 cent!

Cheryl Cole would like to get married to 50 cent!

We can all give it up to our nations sweetheart to once again surprise us, rumours and speculation abound (mostly in my dreams, but, yunno) that Cheryl Cole has a major crush on rapper 50 cent for the longest time, possibly even during the time she w...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request. A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated. Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother Is Sex the name of her pet dog? 'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Furious At Nadine Coyle Snub

Cheryl Cole Furious At Nadine Coyle Snub

As the rest of the country runs out of printable Cheryl Cole news stories, here at Skoob News we just keep right on churning them out. In the latest unremarkable twist in the Cheryl Cole saga we hear that Cheryl is furious that fellow Girls Aloud...

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Funny story: Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

LOS ANGELES - Chicharito, who is a native of Mexico, was in L.A. visiting his girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Cole was meeting with the entertainment mogul Simon Cowell about the possibility of her taking the place of Britney Spears at the X-Factor judges...

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Funny story: Chicharito Reveals That He and Cheryl Cole Have Split

Chicharito Reveals That He and Cheryl Cole Have Split

GUADALAJARA, Mexico - Noted Manchester United Red Devils soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar was visiting his relatives in Mexico when he was asked about the rumor that he had dumped British girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Chicharito informed Laguna V...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Internet footage purporting to show X-Factor judge, wife of Olympic quality diver Ashley, chart topping warbler Cheryl Cole and ESPN presenter mit da boobies, Erin Andrews in some hot lesbian action has been exposed as fake. Internet researchers w...

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Funny story: OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...

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Funny story: Chicharito Confesses That Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Wants To Have His Baby

Chicharito Confesses That Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Wants To Have His Baby

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The jet-setting couple Javier Hernández Balcázar, AKA Chicharito and his girlfriend singer Cheryl Cole flew into Cabo San Lucas, Mexico's General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport. The happy couple was then driven by limo...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview

Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview

Pop princess, and famed mentor of X Factor winner Joe McElderry found herself in a little pickle yesterday morning. Or perhaps more of a 'poo-ckle'? Cole was being interviewed alongside McElderry on London's LBC 97.3 Radio. Interviewer James O'Bri...

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Funny story: Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

As Cheryl Cole went out to dinner at MoFo on Park Lane, Friday, along with Kimberley Walsh, Nicola Roberts, and her mother - the one who really liked Ashley Cole, the paparazzi pounced. Despite the cold, hard as nails Geordie lass, wor Chezza, str...

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Funny story: Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN

Verity Warbling-Trollblog Suspended By SEN - Cheryl Cole And Tulisa Complain Vehemently To UN

In an unprecedented move, British pop stars, Cheryl Cole and Tulisa Contostavlos have lodged a formal complaint at the UN in New York, following the shocking revelation that gossip columnist, Verity Warbling-Trollblog has been suspended by the Skoob...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Danielle Lloyd poses naked for the first time since losing boob implants She only takes up three quarters of the page now. Cheryl Cole admits in radio interview to steamy dreams about Rihanna. That could potentially be the largest searched item on youtube since Beyonce and Shakira's duet. CURVY Kim Kardashian gasps as a wardrobe malfunction nearly gives shoppers an eyeful. I only popped o...

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Funny story: Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...

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Funny story: Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 's Nipples were Designed by Alexander McQueen

Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 's Nipples were Designed by Alexander McQueen

Alexander McQueen has crafted some of the most posh outfits from Chelsea's athletic supporters to the gowns for the biggest balls in London. Cheryl Cole unveiled a McQueen first and original when she displayed the eite designers first pair of women's...

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Funny story: Cradle-snatcher Cheryl Cole's got her beady eye on swimming ace Tom Daley

Cradle-snatcher Cheryl Cole's got her beady eye on swimming ace Tom Daley

London - At 29 she's closer in age to Minder used car salesman Arthur Daley than to Team GB's swimming bronze medalist Tom Daley. But whaddahell, eh? The gal's got a new date courtesy of micro-blogging site Twatter after texting the Olympic s...

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