LONDON - (UK Satire) - Cheryl Cole's legion of fans are all ecstatic at the news that she has signed to star in a Spit Fire Films blockbuster movie titled "Princess Di and Her Life In The Fast Lane."
Cole will star in the starring role along with Christian Bale, who will portray Prince Charles. Judi Dench will star as Queen Elizabeth, and Helen Mirren will take on the part of Sarah Ferguson.
Bale recently told Britain's info guru Piers Morgan that he worked with a British linguistic expert in order to perfect Prince Charles unique accent.
The film will most likely get an X-rated rating due to the explicit scene in Buckingham Palace where Princess Di and her then-husband Prince Charles engage in a bit of explicit Royal merriment in Charles' old bedroom.
