Cheryl Cole Pregnancy Test Confirmed

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

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Just think of it: half-mosquito, half-Geordie!

It's been confirmed in the last hour that Cheryl Cole, the X-Factor judge, who contracted malaria after she was bitten by a mosquito whilst on Safari in Tanzania recently, has had a pregnancy test.

It proved 'negative'.

Cole, 27, had taken the test to reassure herself that she was not pregnant after friends insisted that you could get pregnant after a mosquito bite. Doctors say that her friends are 'loonies'.

The Girls Aloud singer had the test conducted in the hospital where she is being treated for the potentially-life-threatening disease. The doctor who carried out the test, said:

"I told the silly bitch you can't get pregnant from a mozzie bite, but she wouldn't believe me. Stupid cow!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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