LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - Cheryl Cole, who is regarded as one of the most popular celebrities in the United Kingdom, recently sat down with BBC reporter Oceana Figgly at a Liverpool crumpet diner.
The two had a very revealing girl-to-girl chit chat, as they say in pubs all over England.
Miss Figgly stated that Cheryl is even much more sexier in person, with her long slender, luscious legs and her well-endowed bosom (tits).
She added that her dark eyes are quite mesmerizing.
Figgly asked Miss Cole about the rumor that Prince William had the hots for her prior to his meeting Kate Middleton.
Chezza, as her close friends and ballroom dancer Len Goodman call her, blushed and said that yes it was true that little Wils would look at her like a little puppy looking at a dog biscuit.
Cheryl said that the two went out on several dates, but she became a bit bored with Wils because all he seemed to want to do was to talk about fox hunting, rugby, the Tower Big Ben, and his addiction to turnip crumpets.
