Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

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Thursday, 12 November 2009

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Not Her Off 'The Weakest Link' - You Can't Trust The Internet These Days.

Internet footage purporting to show X-Factor judge, wife of Olympic quality diver Ashley, chart topping warbler Cheryl Cole and ESPN presenter mit da boobies, Erin Andrews in some hot lesbian action has been exposed as fake.

Internet researchers were unanimous in their verdict that the hot, lip licking, rug munching lesbian action was achieved by crafty use of CGI and photoshop.

Researcher Ed Banger told me:

"It was a clever scam and it generated 354 million hits, but it was fake. There is no evidence to suggest that Erin Andrews and Cheryl Cole have ever met, much less gotten into some hot lesbian action."

"It's not genuine footage," top PR man Max Stiffard told us. "But it is cleverly done, and the models who were photoshopped were two hot numbers. I'm trying to trace them as we speak because those girls have got real potential."

The revelations have also raised suspicions regarding footage of Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez giving top striker Fernando Torres one up the arse in the Emirates showers.

"It looks like that's fake too," another researcher told me.

It seems that everything on internet websites is not what it seems.

Except here.

A nod to the Colonel. (He's the Juan)

More as we get it.

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