Funny story - Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater. Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the m...

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Funny story - A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

Durango, Colorado - CNN reports that Rayburn and Gertrude Frycurtain of Durango have just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary. The happy couple was married back on April 17, 1934 in their hometown of Durango. The Frycurtains were taken to...

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Funny story - David Letterman Buying A House Up In The Rocky Mountains

David Letterman Buying A House Up In The Rocky Mountains

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman has decided that he is going to buy a home out in The Marijuana State of Colorado. Letterman recently told his studio audience and his audience at home that he is simply fascinated with t...

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Funny story - Screaming Yellow Zonkers Back To Boomer's Delight

Screaming Yellow Zonkers Back To Boomer's Delight

Now that Colorado has legalized pot, health food advocates and anti-obesity groups are holding their breaths. "Will there be a huge weight increase in obesity in our state, Will we see a bunch of Fat Harries and Bertha Biggs running around Colorad...

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Funny story - New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Has Just Had The Drug Charges Against Him Dropped

New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Has Just Had The Drug Charges Against Him Dropped

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The district attorney of Boston has just made New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft one very happy man. The Pats owner was told that the charges stemming from his visit to the Asian House of Hornyism, and allegedly com…

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Funny story - 50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Washington DC - East Coast pot entrepreneurs Bong-U-Like were one of the first to retweet Barack Obama's inaugural message from the newly launched @POTus account. The drone pot delivery service operates a major concession in DC with the President...

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Funny story - Obama To Legalize Marijuana

Obama To Legalize Marijuana

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President-elect Barack Obama announced on Thursday that his administration will quickly legalize marijuana. "I am preparing to end the costly and pointless federal raids on marijuana users," said Obama between drags from...

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Funny story - Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says NASA

Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says NASA

Houston TX-- Red-eyed NASA scientists glowed with pride today when they announced the first results from the Phoenix Mars Lander. The lander was sent to test the Red Planet's soil and it arrived last month. The results show the soil is full of nu...

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Funny story - Self-Taught Epidemiologist Knows What's Good for America

Self-Taught Epidemiologist Knows What's Good for America

(Torrance, California) The eyes of a nervous and uncertain nation turned towards the West this week, as self-made billionaire, Elon Musk, took to the Internet to express his frustration with his state government’s lockdown orders, to preserve human l...

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Funny story - High-Rise Paranoia

High-Rise Paranoia

Environment Minister for Floods, Noah Zark, says, “It’s not building new houses and concreting over everything that creates floods, you know. It’s the rain.” Developers and major builders, worried about a recession in their industry, have urged th…

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Funny story - Health Problem Linked to Recreational Marijuana

Health Problem Linked to Recreational Marijuana

Sacramento, CA. With the sale of recreational marijuana now legal in California, that state's health department has warned young adult males that even minimal use of the product may result in an embarrassing but not lethal problem involving male sex...

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Funny story - Pot Smoking Colorado College Students Have Just Discovered "The Real Rocky Mountain High!"

Pot Smoking Colorado College Students Have Just Discovered "The Real Rocky Mountain High!"

YELLOW SNOW, Colorado – (Satire News) – The Hullabaloo News Agency is reporting on a new cannabis fad that the college kids of Colorado have just discovered. According to Abel Zorro, with Hully, the pot smokers in Colorado have nicknamed this new…

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Funny story - 873 Pounds of Counterfeit Marijuana Found In A Denver Pot Shop

873 Pounds of Counterfeit Marijuana Found In A Denver Pot Shop

DENVER - Law enforcement officers have reported that they have confiscated 873 pounds of counterfeit marijuana that was being sold in a Denver marijuana shop. Officer Winthrop Tanninfaust, Jr., with the DPD said that the fake pot looked, smelled,...

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Funny story - Boulder, Colorado's Snowflake Hotel Is Located Within Walking Distance of 3 Marijuana Shops

Boulder, Colorado's Snowflake Hotel Is Located Within Walking Distance of 3 Marijuana Shops

BOULDER - The city of Boulder Chamber of Commerce is reporting that The Snowflake Hotel has just become the most popular hotel in the entire city. The hotel is located within walking distance of 3 marijuana shops and as a result is booked solid al...

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Funny story - Mexico Has Decided To Legalize Marijuana

Mexico Has Decided To Legalize Marijuana

MEXICO CITY – (Satire News) – According to Bravo Network information guru, Andy Cohen, the Republic of Mexico has decided to legalize the sale and purchase of marijuana. A spokesperson for the nation south of the USA stated that after hiring a dru…

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Funny story - Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

DENVER - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, not to be confused with The Colorado State Department of Cannabis, has just issued a news release. CSCC director Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan said that a Pot Testing Committee (PTC) tested over 87 dif...

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Funny story - Bill Gates' farmland purchases inspire Biden run for president 2024

Bill Gates' farmland purchases inspire Biden run for president 2024

Adventurer, patriot, intrepid billionaire, Bill Gates is no stranger to the American public. Here indeed is a man with vision, who gave us Microsoft and Windows. And who at Event 201 in 2019 foresaw the pandemic to come with remarkable accuracy, i…

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Funny story - Willie Nelson Concert For Farmers In Colorado: Renamed "We Are The Wired!"

Willie Nelson Concert For Farmers In Colorado: Renamed "We Are The Wired!"

Singer Willie Nelson is moving to Colorado for the annual Farm Aid this year calling it, "We Are The Wired". Same great headliners and he's invited survivors from the old Grateful Dead group and all Dead Heads can get in at a discount. "This has n...

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Funny story - Widespread Marijuana Use Among U.S. College Students Has Shot Through The Damn Roof!

Widespread Marijuana Use Among U.S. College Students Has Shot Through The Damn Roof!

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just revealed a very disappointing trend throughout every college and university in America. ABNA reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, has stated that the highly reputable Federal Institute for Drug Abu…

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Funny story - Cambridge's Dutch roundabout damaged by hit-and-run driver

Cambridge's Dutch roundabout damaged by hit-and-run driver

The UK's first Dutch-style roundabout has had to close for three nights after it was damaged by a hit-and-run driver. A Dutch roundabout is one which gives priority to cyclists and pedestrians with an inner ring for cars and an outer one for cycli…

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