Colorado Has The Nation's First Pot/Pizza Food Truck
ROACH CLIP CREEK, Colorado - (Satire News) - Billy Beepweather had an unusual dream ever since he was a senior at Rocky Mountain High School. He wanted to open a dispensary that not only sold weed, but also served pizza. Fast forward to today and…
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Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater
DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater. Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the m...
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Colorado Now Ships Marijuana To Every State In The Union Plus To 17 Countries
DENVER - (Spoof News) - The Mile High City is exporting its finest green to all 50 states and 17 countries worldwide, including China, Norway, Ethiopia, and Macedonia. Local pot farmers credit the Rocky Mountain snowmelt for nourishing the plants…
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California Drug Growers Have Just Developed Diet Marijuana
EL SEGUNDO, California - (Satire News) - Just about every new drug that is produced in the United States comes from the Left Coast state (California). The QuinniPinni Polling Agency says that there are more drug chemists in California than there…
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Iowa Says Smoke Pot and We'll Bus Your Marijuana Ass To Colorado
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The state of Iowa, which is noted for corn, corn, and corn, has just issued a proclamation (Iowa Proclamation M-7893701) which states that anyone caught smoking cannabis within the state will be arrested, fined $5,7…
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Cheech & Chong - The Original Pot Heads Are Back
HOLLYWOOD - Cheech Marin, 67, and Tommy Chong, 75, known as Cheech and Chong are reuniting for another marijuana movie 35 years after their first one Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke came out in 1978. The title of their new film is Cheech and Chong:...
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Pot Smoking Colorado College Students Have Just Discovered "The Real Rocky Mountain High!"
Colorado's First Marijuana Shop Wedding
83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado
Festive cheer as Obama announces new weed deal with Cuba
Woman Sells Marijuana To A Brooklyn Priest
A California Man Says That His Two Hobbies Are Smoking Lots and Lots of Marijuana and Searching For Abandoned Dogs
The March Madness NCAA College Basketball Tournament issues a new set of drug rules
Pueblo's Porno Supermarket Closes and Reopens As The Big Dipper Pot Shop
Iowa May Legalize Marijuana
US naturalization application sees Roman Abramovich set for American citizenship, domiciled in Denver, Colorado
Drug Addicts Fund A Kick-Starter Account To Free El Chapo
Ganja gavage for great smoked duck treat is French farmer's excuse
Indian Sadhus banned from smoking pot at Hindu festival in honour of pot-smoking God Shiva!
Nepali Sadhu's gathering for the annual Hindu festival of Shivaratri in honour of the Hindu God Shiva, (who loved a joint or two), have been banned from smoking joints at the festival. Many Sadhu's or Holy Men feel quite insulted and have called t...
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The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead
COLORADO SPRINGS - The administrative board of The United States Air Force Academy has stated that even though the purchase and use of marijuana is legal in the state that does not apply to the Air Force Academy campus. A spokesperson for the coll...
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Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits
A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.
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One of America's Top Hip Hop Bands Arrested At O'Hare Airport
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the top rap bands in the USA has been arrested at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. Chicago Police officers arrested four of the members of the rap band Boyz 2 Noize after 24 pounds of Dizzee Rascal Razzle Dazzle Marijuana…
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King size 'Rizla' buyers targeted by police
People who buy extra long cigarette rolling papers are likely to be followed and monitored by undercover narcotics officers according to a jointly released report commissioned by both the Irish and British Police forces. Detective Inspector Mary J...
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Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Open Up a Cannabis Diner
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One of the unlikeliest couples, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, have just told the news media that they have just opened up a cannabis diner. The establishment will serve all kinds of marijuana menu items, from Pot…
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A Colorado Pot Shop Is Selling Orange Pot Brownies That Are Shaped Like Donald Trump
DURANGO, Colorado - (Spoof News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just commented that a marijuana pot shop in Durango is selling the hell out of orange pot brownies that are shaped like "Fat Boy" (Trump). The orange brownies are reported to taste qui…
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Self-Taught Epidemiologist Knows What's Good for America
(Torrance, California) The eyes of a nervous and uncertain nation turned towards the West this week, as self-made billionaire, Elon Musk, took to the Internet to express his frustration with his state government’s lockdown orders, to preserve human l...
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Willie Nelson Puts His Denver Marijuana Shop on the Market
DENVER – Popular country music icon Willie Nelson, who is 86 years old, told The Denver Claimer-Clarion that he is putting his Colorado marijuana shop up for sale. The Texas troubadour said that, at his age, it is just too much trouble to have to...
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Free spliffs 'calm down A&E patients'
London - A pilot study at London's Royal Freak Hospital found that a joint dispensing machine in Accident & Emergency has greatly cut down the number of violent incidents. An adapted cigarette machine was installed last week, filled with splif...
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Willie Nelson turns 90 and says that he feels like he's 31
Legendary Texan musician, Willie "Mr. Weed" Nelson, continues to show that age is just a number with his vibrant spirit and unique lifestyle. According to reports, the 90-year-old music icon attributes his longevity to his morning ritual of prepar…
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Justin Bieber endorsement for Denver's handy new pot skin patches
Denver, Colorado - Cannabis-laced skin patches aimed at the No Smoking In Public celeb market have gone on sale at Denver's Devilish Weed Emporium. A Justin Bieber smiley appears on the wrappers around each 1-gram patch, said to guarantee a 60 mi...
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