Funny story - Colorado Has The Nation's First Pot/Pizza Food Truck

Colorado Has The Nation's First Pot/Pizza Food Truck

ROACH CLIP CREEK, Colorado - (Satire News) - Billy Beepweather had an unusual dream ever since he was a senior at Rocky Mountain High School. He wanted to open a dispensary that not only sold weed, but also served pizza. Fast forward to today and…

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Funny story - Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater. Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the m...

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Funny story - Colorado Now Ships Marijuana To Every State In The Union Plus To 17 Countries

Colorado Now Ships Marijuana To Every State In The Union Plus To 17 Countries

DENVER - (Spoof News) - The Mile High City is exporting its finest green to all 50 states and 17 countries worldwide, including China, Norway, Ethiopia, and Macedonia. Local pot farmers credit the Rocky Mountain snowmelt for nourishing the plants…

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Funny story - California Drug Growers Have Just Developed Diet Marijuana

California Drug Growers Have Just Developed Diet Marijuana

EL SEGUNDO, California - (Satire News) - Just about every new drug that is produced in the United States comes from the Left Coast state (California). The QuinniPinni Polling Agency says that there are more drug chemists in California than there…

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Funny story - Iowa Says Smoke Pot and We'll Bus Your Marijuana Ass To Colorado

Iowa Says Smoke Pot and We'll Bus Your Marijuana Ass To Colorado

DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The state of Iowa, which is noted for corn, corn, and corn, has just issued a proclamation (Iowa Proclamation M-7893701) which states that anyone caught smoking cannabis within the state will be arrested, fined $5,7…

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Funny story - Cheech & Chong - The Original Pot Heads Are Back

Cheech & Chong - The Original Pot Heads Are Back

HOLLYWOOD - Cheech Marin, 67, and Tommy Chong, 75, known as Cheech and Chong are reuniting for another marijuana movie 35 years after their first one Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke came out in 1978. The title of their new film is Cheech and Chong:...

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Funny story - Indian Sadhus banned from smoking pot at Hindu festival in honour of pot-smoking God Shiva!

Indian Sadhus banned from smoking pot at Hindu festival in honour of pot-smoking God Shiva!

Nepali Sadhu's gathering for the annual Hindu festival of Shivaratri in honour of the Hindu God Shiva, (who loved a joint or two), have been banned from smoking joints at the festival. Many Sadhu's or Holy Men feel quite insulted and have called t...

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Funny story - The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead

The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead

COLORADO SPRINGS - The administrative board of The United States Air Force Academy has stated that even though the purchase and use of marijuana is legal in the state that does not apply to the Air Force Academy campus. A spokesperson for the coll...

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Funny story - Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.

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Funny story - One of America's Top Hip Hop Bands Arrested At O'Hare Airport

One of America's Top Hip Hop Bands Arrested At O'Hare Airport

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the top rap bands in the USA has been arrested at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. Chicago Police officers arrested four of the members of the rap band Boyz 2 Noize after 24 pounds of Dizzee Rascal Razzle Dazzle Marijuana…

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Funny story - King size 'Rizla' buyers targeted by police

King size 'Rizla' buyers targeted by police

People who buy extra long cigarette rolling papers are likely to be followed and monitored by undercover narcotics officers according to a jointly released report commissioned by both the Irish and British Police forces. Detective Inspector Mary J...

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Funny story - Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Open Up a Cannabis Diner

Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Open Up a Cannabis Diner

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One of the unlikeliest couples, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, have just told the news media that they have just opened up a cannabis diner. The establishment will serve all kinds of marijuana menu items, from Pot…

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Funny story - A Colorado Pot Shop Is Selling Orange Pot Brownies That Are Shaped Like Donald Trump

A Colorado Pot Shop Is Selling Orange Pot Brownies That Are Shaped Like Donald Trump

DURANGO, Colorado - (Spoof News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just commented that a marijuana pot shop in Durango is selling the hell out of orange pot brownies that are shaped like "Fat Boy" (Trump). The orange brownies are reported to taste qui…

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Funny story - Self-Taught Epidemiologist Knows What's Good for America

Self-Taught Epidemiologist Knows What's Good for America

(Torrance, California) The eyes of a nervous and uncertain nation turned towards the West this week, as self-made billionaire, Elon Musk, took to the Internet to express his frustration with his state government’s lockdown orders, to preserve human l...

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Funny story - Democrats to Build Commune

Democrats to Build Commune

Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.

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Funny story - Willie Nelson Puts His Denver Marijuana Shop on the Market

Willie Nelson Puts His Denver Marijuana Shop on the Market

DENVER – Popular country music icon Willie Nelson, who is 86 years old, told The Denver Claimer-Clarion that he is putting his Colorado marijuana shop up for sale. The Texas troubadour said that, at his age, it is just too much trouble to have to...

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Funny story - Free spliffs 'calm down A&E patients'

Free spliffs 'calm down A&E patients'

London - A pilot study at London's Royal Freak Hospital found that a joint dispensing machine in Accident & Emergency has greatly cut down the number of violent incidents. An adapted cigarette machine was installed last week, filled with splif...

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Funny story - Willie Nelson turns 90 and says that he feels like he's 31

Willie Nelson turns 90 and says that he feels like he's 31

Legendary Texan musician, Willie "Mr. Weed" Nelson, continues to show that age is just a number with his vibrant spirit and unique lifestyle. According to reports, the 90-year-old music icon attributes his longevity to his morning ritual of prepar…

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Funny story - Justin Bieber endorsement for Denver's handy new pot skin patches

Justin Bieber endorsement for Denver's handy new pot skin patches

Denver, Colorado - Cannabis-laced skin patches aimed at the No Smoking In Public celeb market have gone on sale at Denver's Devilish Weed Emporium. A Justin Bieber smiley appears on the wrappers around each 1-gram patch, said to guarantee a 60 mi...

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Funny story - Cannabis goes Metric

Cannabis goes Metric

Agriculture: Cannabis is to join the rest of the organic vegetable world today and go Metric.

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