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Funny story: Mexico Has Decided To Legalize Marijuana

Mexico Has Decided To Legalize Marijuana

MEXICO CITY – (Satire News) – According to Bravo Network information guru, Andy Cohen, the Republic of Mexico has decided to legalize the sale and purchase of marijuana. A spokesperson for the nation south of the USA stated that after hiring a dru…

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Funny story: UFO Sightings In Denver Have Increased

UFO Sightings In Denver Have Increased

DENVER – (Satire News) – The mayor of Denver, the Mile High City, has just confirmed that there has been a definite increase in the number of Unidentified Flying Object sightings, just since the first of the year. The mayor told members of the med…

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Funny story: Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Open Up a Cannabis Diner

Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Open Up a Cannabis Diner

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – One of the unlikeliest couples, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, have just told the news media that they have just opened up a cannabis diner. The establishment will serve all kinds of marijuana menu items, from Pot…

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Funny story: McDonalds Dealers Freed

McDonalds Dealers Freed

Two Birkenhead McDonalds employees, who were arrested last week after allegedly selling weed out of the drive-thru window, have been released without charge. The Crown Prosecution Service told us that there wasn't enough evidence to convict the un…

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Funny story: New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Has Just Had The Drug Charges Against Him Dropped

New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Has Just Had The Drug Charges Against Him Dropped

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The district attorney of Boston has just made New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft one very happy man. The Pats owner was told that the charges stemming from his visit to the Asian House of Hornyism, and allegedly com…

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Funny story: Colorado Says The Marijuana Business is Up by 4,000 Percent

Colorado Says The Marijuana Business is Up by 4,000 Percent

DENVER – (Satire News) - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has just announced that marijuana sales have gone up 4,000% in the last three months. CSCC Director Lucy “Sinsemilla” Coxcoogan was asked by TMZ to explain the unprecedented increase.

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Funny story: It's better to drive stoned, say Birmingham Police

It's better to drive stoned, say Birmingham Police

A report by the Birmingham Constabulary has given the 'green light' to drug-driving. In a surprise announcement this morning, Inspector Mike Anabispliff said, "We've probably been concentrating too hard on clamping down on weed smokers. The fact i…

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Funny story: Cambridge's Dutch roundabout damaged by hit-and-run driver

Cambridge's Dutch roundabout damaged by hit-and-run driver

The UK's first Dutch-style roundabout has had to close for three nights after it was damaged by a hit-and-run driver. A Dutch roundabout is one which gives priority to cyclists and pedestrians with an inner ring for cars and an outer one for cycli…

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Funny story: Self-Taught Epidemiologist Knows What's Good for America

Self-Taught Epidemiologist Knows What's Good for America

(Torrance, California) The eyes of a nervous and uncertain nation turned towards the West this week, as self-made billionaire, Elon Musk, took to the Internet to express his frustration with his state government’s lockdown orders, to preserve human l...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Puts His Denver Marijuana Shop on the Market

Willie Nelson Puts His Denver Marijuana Shop on the Market

DENVER – Popular country music icon Willie Nelson, who is 86 years old, told The Denver Claimer-Clarion that he is putting his Colorado marijuana shop up for sale. The Texas troubadour said that, at his age, it is just too much trouble to have to...

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Funny story: Gas Stations in Colorado Will Start Giving out Recreational Marijuana with Every Fill Up

Gas Stations in Colorado Will Start Giving out Recreational Marijuana with Every Fill Up

ASPEN, Colorado – The state’s thousands of gas stations are joining into a business venture that they say is going to revolutionize the gas station industry. Grover Buxonheimer, spokesperson for the Colorado Gasoline Guild, has informed the public...

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Funny story: The State of Colorado is Trying to Find A Strain of Marijuana That Will Kill The Coronavirus

The State of Colorado is Trying to Find A Strain of Marijuana That Will Kill The Coronavirus

DENVER – The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has been asked by President Trump and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to try and come up with a strain of Marijuana that will combat the Coronavirus. Trump spoke with Virgil Chickarino, director of...

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Funny story: Colorado To Ship 3 Tons of Marijuana To California

Colorado To Ship 3 Tons of Marijuana To California

DENVER – The governor of Colorado has agreed to ship up to three tons of top grade cannabis to California. Due to the lack of rain, the Left Coast state has not produced as much pot as needed to meet the ever-increasing demand. California state...

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Funny story: Drug Squad’s ‘Yippee’ At No-Deal Brexit Border Checks

Drug Squad’s ‘Yippee’ At No-Deal Brexit Border Checks

London, UK - The return of frisking truck drivers who cross the Irish border into Northern Ireland is being welcomed by UK drug squad interests which blame abolition of Stop N Search checkpoints for years of cheapskate, substandard EU weed. Under...

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Funny story: Weed & Pistachio Ice Cream A Big Hit On 4/20 Holiday Weedend

Weed & Pistachio Ice Cream A Big Hit On 4/20 Holiday Weedend

San Francisco, Ca - (High Times): Sales of stoners’ favorite ice cream have gone through the roof at downtown’s Hippy Shack Gelateria where quarts of pasteurised pistachio and sinsemilla are being snapped up pronto-prontissimo in a two hundred bucks...

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Funny story: Canada Renamed Cannabisda

Canada Renamed Cannabisda

Following its legalisation of cannabis, Canada is to rename itself as a portmanteau of the two words: Cannabisda. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who has recently been focusing a lot on wordplay, said, "uhhhh, yea man, why the hell not, huh?" "I...

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Funny story: Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations. "We call...

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