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Funny story: Drug Squad’s ‘Yippee’ At No-Deal Brexit Border Checks

Drug Squad’s ‘Yippee’ At No-Deal Brexit Border Checks

London, UK - The return of frisking truck drivers who cross the Irish border into Northern Ireland is being welcomed by UK drug squad interests which blame abolition of Stop N Search checkpoints for years of cheapskate, substandard EU weed. Under...

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Funny story: Weed & Pistachio Ice Cream A Big Hit On 4/20 Holiday Weedend

Weed & Pistachio Ice Cream A Big Hit On 4/20 Holiday Weedend

San Francisco, Ca - (High Times): Sales of stoners’ favorite ice cream have gone through the roof at downtown’s Hippy Shack Gelateria where quarts of pasteurised pistachio and sinsemilla are being snapped up pronto-prontissimo in a two hundred bucks...

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Funny story: Canada Renamed Cannabisda

Canada Renamed Cannabisda

Following its legalisation of cannabis, Canada is to rename itself as a portmanteau of the two words: Cannabisda. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who has recently been focusing a lot on wordplay, said, "uhhhh, yea man, why the hell not, huh?" "I...

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Funny story: Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado Prepares for Jethro Sessions Invasion Force

Colorado has changed the meaning of Rocky Mountain High to something more literal over the years. Now they are preparing some special weaponry especially for Federal Law Enforcement, should it come to enforce Federal cannabis regulations. "We call...

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Funny story: Epileptics to Get Cannabis on NHS

Epileptics to Get Cannabis on NHS

In a groundbreaking ruling a government body has agreed that in rare cases epileptics can receive treatment for epilepsy with cannabis oil. We found epileptics rejoicing on the streets of London at the new ruling following The Home Office u-turn.

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Funny story: Health Problem Linked to Recreational Marijuana

Health Problem Linked to Recreational Marijuana

Sacramento, CA. With the sale of recreational marijuana now legal in California, that state's health department has warned young adult males that even minimal use of the product may result in an embarrassing but not lethal problem involving male sex...

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Funny story: High Danish Druggie jumps in a taxi driven by police!

High Danish Druggie jumps in a taxi driven by police!

In a state of "Man this is so cool and I'm really floating, man!" A Danish pot smoking, high as a kite, gentleman, became so disorientated after spending all afternoon, and evening, puffing pot, he ordered a taxi to take him back to Christiana. An ar...

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Funny story: Amsterdam bans beer bikes because pot smokers can't relax!

Amsterdam bans beer bikes because pot smokers can't relax!

Beer bikes, a common sight on Amsterdam's cobble-stoned streets, and seen riding alongside canals, are causing so much noise the coucil has banned them! The bikes are rented by groups of boozed up tourists celebrating anything. However, they are c...

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Funny story: Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Pot Cloud that Formed Over Bethel, NY During the 1969 Woodstock Festival Making It's Way Back to the Hudson Valley

Meteorologists are predicting a late July, early August return of a unique pot cloud that formed during the three day Woodstock festival in Bethel, NY. The cloud was carried off by the jet stream after the concert concluded and eventually ended up in...

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Funny story: Drug Addicts Fund A Kick-Starter Account To Free El Chapo

Drug Addicts Fund A Kick-Starter Account To Free El Chapo

Everytown, U.S.A - Coke heads, crack heads, pill freaks and heroin junkies have all banded together in support of freeing their beloved El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord, from prison, by opening a Kick-Starter page. "Our goal is to raise enough mone...

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Funny story: Historians Hide Stash in Ancient Tomb

Historians Hide Stash in Ancient Tomb

An ancient Chinese tomb brought to the U.S. for study turns out to be a drug mule. The two historians credited with finding the tomb were convicted of marijuana possession with intent to distribute. According to police evidence the researchers brough...

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Funny story: Obama Offers Philippine President Duterte Joint Causing International Blow-Up

Obama Offers Philippine President Duterte Joint Causing International Blow-Up

Leaders of the G-20 met in executive session and adopted an emergency resolution. The resolution called on putting U.S. President Barrack Hossein Obama and Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte in time-out after the two traded insults and accusations...

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Funny story: Startling revelation in study of pot smoking by elderly!

Startling revelation in study of pot smoking by elderly!

In a Mayo Clinic study of one hundred elderly pot smokers there was one revelation that surprised and stunned the small staff that conducted the study. The participants in the study were all volunteers, some of whom regularly smoked and a few who jo...

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Funny story: 50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Washington DC - East Coast pot entrepreneurs Bong-U-Like were one of the first to retweet Barack Obama's inaugural message from the newly launched @POTus account. The drone pot delivery service operates a major concession in DC with the President...

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Funny story: Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Colorado Spends Some of its 'Pot of Gold.'

Denver, Colorado - Governor John Chickencooper (R) wasn't so sure about letting his citizens grow mad weed and flog it out across the rest of America like a big weed rainbow, lighting up the sky - but he's sure enjoying the big pot of gold which has...

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Funny story: Is Pot Kosher For Passover?

Is Pot Kosher For Passover?

New York - Rabbis at Manhattan's B'nai Jeshurun are slugging out conflicting theories about this year's vital Jewish poser, Is Pot Kosher For Passover? The eight-day holiday begins at sundown Friday just as West Manhattan's Ashkenazi faithful dem...

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Funny story: Aircraft Giant Flying Higher With Legal Pot Breaks For Assembly Line Workers

Aircraft Giant Flying Higher With Legal Pot Breaks For Assembly Line Workers

BILLINGSGATE POST: With Washington State legalizing the possession and growing of pot, aircraft manufacturer Gunwing announced that workers in their assembly facility in Everett, Washington would be allowed to smoke pot on their breaks. Although th...

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