EL SEGUNDO, California - (Satire News) - Just about every new drug that is produced in the United States comes from the Left Coast state (California).
The QuinniPinni Polling Agency says that there are more drug chemists in California than there are fish in the Pacific Ocean.
And those "Cookers" can come up with some of the most unusually different strains of drugs known to man.
But the latest drug to filter out of "Califas" as the state is known in Latin America is Diet Marijuana.
And this new revised strain of cannabis is selling like hot cakes at IHOP.
In fact, a spokesperson for the state says that the 'Diet Marijuana' growers are even getting orders from Colombian cocaine dealers, which as Snoop Dogg says is "Unfucking believable fa shizzle ma nizzle."
