Written by Pointer

Saturday, 18 October 2008

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Lahdie pisses on the Hedge and now rolls in the grass- nothing but the good shit!

Andrew Lahdie took the $$$ and ran to the pot store this week. Lahdie , Hedge Fund Boss and multimillionaire bet on the collapse of the subprime mortgage and raked in enough dough to eat nothing but pot brownies for the rest of his life!

The 37 year old laddie laughed out loud at the Ivy League elite who did the coke nosedive in financial firms suddenly gone flaccid.

Lahdie announced that he would immediately move to Jamaica, grow dred locks and open a gourmet pot parlor named "Lahdie Ja!". Lahdie said that he would turn away from the hedge to his true botanical love cannabis sativa

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Economy, Cannabis

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