Justin Bieber endorsement for Denver's handy new pot skin patches

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 24 February 2014

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Bieber will also front the company's forthcoming electronic eSpliff

Denver, Colorado - Cannabis-laced skin patches aimed at the No Smoking In Public celeb market have gone on sale at Denver's Devilish Weed Emporium.

A Justin Bieber smiley appears on the wrappers around each 1-gram patch, said to guarantee a 60 minute high just like a three-paper roll-up filled with the finest local weed.

"Justin fronts all three strengths of our top selling Celeb Pot Patch," a marketing spokesperson said today, "including the highly popular Colorado Killa, a firm favorite with trustafarians in the 18-25 age group."

A three-pad starter pack retails at around $100 for the rechargeable patches, refillable at most Denver cannabis clinics

Next month Bieber will feature on the company's newly launched electronic eSpliffs, guaranteed to get you high without the fumes.

A special First Edition collection can be ordered here on this website.

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