Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 24 January 2014

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Several of the church choir members complained of the smell of marijuana.

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Rocky Mountain High Clouds Church has had to take a stand against some of its worshippers who are into smoking pot.

The Reverend Troy B. Bippus, 64, has said that he has decided to ban marijuana smokers from his church.

Reverend Bippus stated to the local media that he found it very hard to preach his sermon with the aroma of cannabis floating around his church.

He pointed out that even though no one was actually smoking in the church their clothes reeked of the happy weed.

One long time worshipper who said his name was Horace "Buddy" McSwine, 29, commented that he felt as if his rights to smoke pot were being violated simply because his Denver Broncos jersey just happened to smell like pot.

Reverend Bippus pointed out that he knew things were getting out of hand when at the After The Sunday Services Church Luncheon this past Sunday, the parishioners immediately wiped out the pizza and hardly anyone touched the fried chicken, the glazed ham, or the tacos.

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