CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the top rap bands in the USA has been arrested at Chicago's O'Hare Airport.
Chicago Police officers arrested four of the members of the rap band Boyz 2 Noize after 24 pounds of Dizzee Rascal Razzle Dazzle Marijuana was discovered in the group's bass drum.
The rappers who are Nicki Minaj's opening act "sang" to cops, saying that the cannabis had been given to them by Chicago Matron "Mama Morton."
"Mama," as every hip hopper and rapper knows, has been known to throw the best damn after concert parties in the entire country.
One of Minaj's songs is called "Pills N Potions," which her grandmother Ida Lee Minaj says is the story of Nicki's life
Nicki has all of her after concert parties catered by a group called "Drugs 'Be' Us." And they provide every recreational drug known to man including China Girl, Brown Sugar, Crazy Caballo, Snorting Dragon, Bolivian Blow, and Caracas Snow.
CPD Officer Cornell Corselli (Badge #87620117) commented that "These punks wanted to get smoked after the show, but instead they got smoked by the Chicago Police Department."
