Written by queen mudder

Monday, 17 February 2014

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Proby, huh?

Pyongyang - According to a UN report published this week the North Korean leader's latest fad is hexoplasm sex with a female wise-ass whose orgasm-induced trances mean he gets to shag his greatest heroes, mostly RIP despots like Adolf & Co.

Using secret spy cams mounted inside the presidential palace the agency says it caught Kim Jong-Un interrogating a female succubus during a week-long cannabis binge.

Declassified footage of the exotic she-devil shows her metamorphosing into the World War II Nazi following a tidal surge of multiple orgasms.

"Yeah, they're probably triggered by the contents of a Dennis Rodman party bag," UN cryptographer Ludo Wattles commented, "containing Colorado cannabis and Viagra cupcakes.

"We've also deciphered her rants in ancient High German," wattles continued, "mostly channeling the Fuhrer each time he ejaculates.

"Then it starts getting really spooky, with Kim's own druggy shagging banter berating this ghostly pal for losing World War II and calling him 'proby' like they do on NCIS."

Bet Special Agent Ziva Davide would really sort him out.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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