Holy Smokers Snort at 'Biblical Desecration' 卐

Funny story written by Rula Nation

Friday, 17 April 2009

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Thanks to The Gideons, historically The Holy Bible is a publication that is often seen as the cannabis smoker's and those deficient in toilet rolls last hope for salvation.

In a move that will also leave dyslexic, insomniac, athiest hotel guests unable to lean over to their bedside drawer and research whether or not in fact 'there really is a dog', a popular hotel chain in Great Yarmouth has decided to remove the multi use Holy Bible from it's rooms.

Gareth Gates (卐) A spokeydokeyperson for the hotel chain was later quoted as stuttering 'In the future we intend to stock a larger variety of "way-out fiction" at the reception desk. There'll be Barbie colouring books available right along side The Holy Bible, The Unholy Koran and The Egyptian Book of the Dead. These will be kept right next to extra supplies of toilet roll and cigarette papers".

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