Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

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Colorado leads the nation in population growth. (Photo courtesy of Peyton Manning).

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has predicted that Colorado's population will double within the next 12 months.

The ADGA stated that recent polls show that the fact that Colorado has made it legal to purchase marijuana has caused a tremendous economic and growth boom within the state.

Hotels and restaurants in just about every city in the Rocky Mountain State report that their business has already tripled just in the one week that the pot law has been in effect.

Senator Shepherd A. Honeybeaker [D-Colorado Springs] recently commented to Political Salad Bar Magazine that he has lived in the great state of Colorado all of his life and he has never seen his fellow Coloradans as happy as they are now.

Senator Honeybeaker remarked that he has had calls and emails from some of his old college friends asking if they can come visit him in his wonderful state.

SIDENOTE: The Colorado Department of Education has said that the amount of out-of-state college students who are transferring to Colorado has increased by 600 percent in just the past 30 days.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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