Electronic pot to hit US drug stores soon - and it's 100% legal marijuana

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

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Recreational drug users now have a safe and legal alternative.

A new product will hit store shelves next week. Known as the Easy Toker, Electronic Cannabis Device, it offers a safe and legal alternative to traditional marijuana.

Similar in function to electronic cigarettes, the Easy Toker produces only water vapor, not smoke. It also does not have the problematic side effects found in traditional marijuana, such as short term memory loss and the munchies.

The way in which the drug has been harnessed for use in the device circumvents federal legislation on illegal drugs. As a result, the device is 100% legal for use for anyone over 21.

The Easy Toker will be available in two formats, the familiar marijuana cigarette, or joint, and the larger 'Fat Boy' model. Both models will sell for the same price, $19.95.

Depending on the success of the Easy Toker, electronic alternatives for other illicit drugs including cocaine, LSD, heroin, may soon be on the market.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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