Could Prince Harry Apply For US Unemployment Benefits?
Married to a US citizen, could Prince Harry apply for US unemployment benefits? If so, it’s a good guess, but he’d certainly have to drop the title of Prince. Instead, he would be just Harry Windsor Mountbatten. Hmmm, that still sounds a little title…
Read full storyDeSantis’s Draft Letter Requests Asking Permission For Novak Djokovic To Play At Miami Open
“Dear Mr. President…” No, no, no. Way too respectful... “To Joe Biden…” No. Still too considerate… “To Uncle Joe, perveyer of all things woke and unnecessary, as they become a national cancer to the American Patriot psyche…” Yes, that’s it. {No…
Read full storyKanye West's New Hitler Album
In an exclusive scoop, we'd like to present some information on the new Kanye West album. First off, the artist is going by his full name of Kanye West again, apparently because it's a more recognizable brand name. Next, it appears that the album…
Read full storyThe Sizzlingly Sexy Holly Sonders Is Turning Heads On The Golf Course
AUGUSTA, Georgia - (Sports Spoof) - The latest edition of Golf Guide Illustrated Magazine features the sensational golfer Holly Sonders. The stunning golfer is causing a stir in the world of the little bitty dimpled ball. The 36-year-old beauty…
Read full storySmall Child who can't swear at home or school, swearing at his grandparents
Four-year-old Joshua Atkinson from Mithering on the Trent has been told off for swearing at school and in front of his parents, so he has decided that he will swear for his grandparents this weekend instead. "So, I said '****' at school, and Ms. H…
Read full story"A Good Mind-F**k Never Hurt Anyone," Says NJ Social Worker In Penitentiary
A Central New Jersey wannabe "therapist" social worker who is famous for his "treatment" of many diagnoses today woke up in a penitentiary in Trenton, New Jersey this Sunday morning Working in a hospital in the Garden State for over 20 years he was…
Read full storyMan on the Apprentice wants to be taken seriously
William Gaviscon, a 33-year-old from Mithering-on-the-Trent and a former contestant on The Apprentice in 2017 (he came 11th, you won't remember him), has claimed that as a businessman and influencer, he still has much to give to the world and would l…
Read full storyTense Throngs Turn Up To Toast Their Theoretical Tyrant - Trump!
Citizens of New York City, America's Gotham, were out in force to celebrate their hero, Donald Trump, today outside a courthouse. Things were looking like they might get ugly for a while when the makeup artist assisting the controversial figure t…
Read full story