Citizens of New York City, America's Gotham, were out in force to celebrate their hero, Donald Trump, today outside a courthouse.
Things were looking like they might get ugly for a while when the makeup artist assisting the controversial figure took too long applying his famous skin accentuation.
The crowd got antsy, the police appeared, tensions rose, and it looked for a while like World War III would be starting not in Ukraine, but rather right here at home.
However, before things came to a head, a sudden announcement revealed that this was just a fake rally for the filming of the movie sequel to 'The Joker'.
Trump was actually in another part of Manhattan at the time, 5th Avenue to be precise. It seems this was just an incursion of Hollywood into New York.
You have to admit, it's an easy mistake to make. There are a lot of similarities between their characteristics. Were it not for the makeup, it would be hard to tell them apart. Their antics and morality are also about the same. Of course, one is nuts, and the other... well, I'll leave that to you to discern.
Wait, I'm getting another call from headquarters... Oh my! It seems someone has shot someone on 5th Avenue and then ran away! Strangely enough, their description matches that of the former President...
As the police apprehended the suspect, everyone was stunned to see that it was not Donald Trump, but rather his long-lost twin brother, Ronald.
Ronald had been living in obscurity for years, ashamed of his brother's controversial politics and scandals. He had decided to come out of hiding and take the fall for his brother's crimes, hoping to spare him from further humiliation.
The real Trump, meanwhile, was hunkered down in Florida, anxiously waiting for Ron DeSantis to extradite him to New York. Little did he know that DeSantis was too busy promoting his own political ambitions to bother with such trivial matters.
Trump breathed a sigh of relief and went back to watching cable news, where he could see the world through his own distorted lens.
