Archaeologists Excavating Nazareth Find Roman Style Villa Of Jesus

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 26 June 2022

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Apparently, he didn't spend all his time meditating in the Desert

Archaeologists are excavating Nazareth, and on the outskirts of the little village, stumbled on a small luxurious Roman style Villa. The Logo on the doors inside the tumble-down house, J/N, lead them to believe this might have belonged to Jesus.

Attached to the villa was a stable with a gilded chariot also with the logo J/N.

There had long been speculation that since Jesus was so successful why didn't he have a chariot and driver, and rich robes and a nice place to live like all the Tele-evangelists who emulate him?

Now it seems he might had had those items.

Apparently, he didn't spend all his time meditating in the Desert.

There are hints in the Gospels of a luxury lifestyle- partying at weddings (and getting the people totally drunk, with unlimited wine).

The wives of Temple officials always around him and going on preaching trips with him. Being invited out to eat, a lot, at the houses of the rich. While also preaching the simple life to others.

It is possible this house was his little Get Away Place where he could go to be away from the stress of his hectic preaching schedule-and raising people from the Dead, etc. and causing non-Jewish herds of swine to drown themselves to get rid of Devils. Also, to avoid angry owners of these herds of swine-their livelihood destroyed-they, and their families soon to be destitute.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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