Elon Musk Tells Trump To Never, Ever Fucking Call Him Again!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 26 June 2022

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"I hate the racist, lying Trumptard even more than I hate jock itch." -ELON MUSK

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Elon Musk told The Scuttlebutt Review that after watching The Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Attack of Jan. 6, he has told Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, in no uncertain terms to never, ever fucking call him again.

Musk then added that he does not want to even receive a tweet from the man who cares more about himself than he does about the Republican party and even his devoted base, many of whom are poor, live in trailers, and are on food stamps.

Elon noted that after hearing no less than 40 respected members of Trumptard's cabinet state that the Mar-a-Lago Liar lied his ass off on Jan. 6, he is convinced that the Orange Blob of Shit's sole and only purpose is to derail the once-proud GOP.

Musk further added that he now realizes why the only individuals who still like the low-life, bottom-feeding pervert are Maria Bartiromo, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Scott Baio, Matt Gaetz, and the two Trump ass-kissing black women, Diamond and Silk.

SIDENOTE: Musk has even said that he will be donating $3 billion to the campaign of whichever candidate the GOP chooses to run in 2024.

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