America, the Great Narcissist, is gazing lovingly at itself in a mirror of the past. Now, it will be free to think it’s back in the Old West. So let’s go there ...
Now that womenfolk can’t nohow noway get theirselves an abortion, they’re also gonna have to get knocked up and get back in the kitchen.
In the Old West, folks with black skin weren’t equal to whites. Ironically, a Supreme Court Judge who is African-American and who is married to a white woman, is doing all he can to return black folks to the back of the bus.
If this wasn’t reality, no one would believe it. It’s not even good television!
Gays in the Old West? If so, they kept it to themselves, maybe enjoyed a bit of sodomy on the dusty trail under a Texas moon. But they sure as hell didn’t have a parade! Good old-fashioned Christian women, like Amy Coney Barrett, are gonna make sure gay men and women are re-educated and forced to take serums to turn them into what Jesus wanted them to be: mothers or prostitutes – there’s no other choice. If gays don’t want to obey the New Constitution (still under construction), then they’ll have to be forced to enjoy chemical castration! If they’re let loose, what about the children? They could be turned gay!
And the tumbleweeds of irony keep on rolling along ...
If Amy gets her way, she loses her job. If Clarence gets his way, he can’t be married to a white woman, nor can he judge anything. Has he ever picked cotton?
All women out of politics. They’re too emotional to understand how politics work, so that if someone ever criticized them, they’d probably break down crying until their husbands told them to make ‘daddy’ a rum and Coke and get back in the fucking kitchen – don’t make us tell you again, bitch! (I think I read this in a book by F. Scott Fitzgerald.)
Let us not forget, from 1776 to 1920, women were not allowed to vote. Therefore, they weren’t even full citizens of the ironic “We, the People” generation. Indigenous-Americans and African-Americans walked alongside American women ... and the white men kept calling their country “the greatest democracy ever!”
Ah, America ... you is soooo pretty! You look just like a lying bitch. Pistols at high noon in the town square ... if you is man enough ... unless you’re a yellow-bellied coward.
I’ll speak the language only Republicans truly understand –
Draw!
