NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today writer Papaya Bamboo has just broken the story that an undercover agent has infiltrated the NRA and has come across some very interesting video.
The informant, who we shall call, "The Mouthpiece," was able to obtain over 400 minutes of video tape, which was taken at several NRA conventions in Kalamazoo, Michigan; Duck Dung, Alabama; and Alligator Nuts, Florida.
The video tape purportedly shows a member of the NRA parked in the parking lot of a Guatemala City McDonalds, and handing over three huge crates of weapons to an individual who is a known hitman for the nortorious Tapachula Hombres Drug Cartel of Guatemala.
"Mouthpiece" reportedly turned over the video to President Biden, who viewed all 400 minutes of the video, with his wife, the first lady, Dr. Jill Biden, VP Kamala Harris, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, Biden family friend Eva Longoria, and Democratic donor Jeff Bezos.
Timmy "Chatterbox" Yang, an attorney for the NRA, has stated that the 400 minutes of video have been totally photoshopped.
Meanwhile, Yang, pointed out that he had the video analyzed by video experts in Mississippi, and they believe that the video was actually staged by actors in Norway.
