LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just informed the people of England that the two soccer games that were scheduled to be played in Russia have both been cancelled.
A team spokesperson said that it did not take a rocket scientist to figure out why.
When asked by a member of the Cambodian press "Why?"
The team rep replied, "Ahhhh, well seeing as how the evil Putin-led country has invaded the peace-loving country of Ukraine, the reason is actually quite obvious, even to a jungle chimp from the Cambodian jungle."
When asked by the same Asian reporter, if the two games would be played later on sometime, the Liverpool spokesperson made a horrendous face and said, "Next question???"
