CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The Honest Abe Private Investigating Firm based in Laredo, Texas, has just made an amazingly startling discovery.
According to reporter Voodoo Dupree with the Press Extra News Agency, Ohio state voting officials, failed to ‘somehow conveniently’ not count 403,916 votes that were cast for the Democratic candidate Joseph Biden, in last year's presidential election.
A spokeswoman for the Republican state issued a spineless crawfishing “No comment” comment.
Meanwhile FBI agents are investigating, what they are calling The Buckeye GOP Voter Cheating Scandal of 2020.
An FBI official commented that the Republican spokeswoman, who has subsequently been identified as Beulah Lila McTinkerdick, 77, will most likely be arrested and charged with Wanton Disregardiosus Voterino Facto.
