Cliff Richard needs a little help from his friends
Singer Cliff Richard has admitted he asked other noted performers such as Elton John, Elvis Costello and Rolf Harris to write songs for his new album. Sir Cliff was considering a new musical direction, and thought the other legends would help him ach…
Read full storyDonald Bashar Assad Trump Retargets A-bombs, Nerve Gas?
The White House, Washington, D. C. A SOURful Woof Blister reporting for Spoof On Unverified Rumors. Millions from the left and right are preparing to pour into the streets of every metropolis, village and town in America following Tuesday's perhaps…
Read full storyUS elections may be hacked by Russ Abbot
Security services have warned that the upcoming US presidential election may be hacked by 1980s comedian Russ Abbot. According to the CIA, Abbot has already launched millions of cyber attacks on the US over the last few years, mainly aimed at social…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Addresses The Erectile Dysfunction Rumors
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The man who was once hailed as a hero, has now turned into the biggest laughing stock on the face of the earth. Rudy Giuliani, aka The Swamp Creature, has denied that he colluded with the Russians back in 2016. B…
Read full storyPresident Trump Demands That Sacha Baron Cohen Release His Tax Records
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the White House are that Donald is very upset at British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. The soon-to-be-ex-president does not appreciate “Borat” making fun of Rudy Giuliani, Kellyanne Conway, Er…
Read full storyWhat Lie Hasn't Donald Trump Told?
Donald Trump has lied about so many issues, you can’t help but wonder: What lie hasn’t he told? The most embarrassing lie happened while addressing the United Nations General Assembly on September 26, 2018. Trump said, “In less than two years, my…
Read full storyQAnon Revealed!
QAnon, the popular far right conspiracy cult, has been revealed to actually be a reverse I.Q. test created by the government. Originally designed to see what level of ridiculousness conservatives could get their base to subscribe to, the increasingl…
Read full storySnow White's Doc not qualified to give advice about Covid 19
Although he is known the world over as Doc, Doc from Snow White has no medical credentials, and so when asked for his advice about COVID-19, please take it with a pinch of salt. Living with Grumpy, Happy, the ironically-named Sneezy, and Snow Whit…
Read full storyCanada's Trudeau emerges from months of self-isolation, wonders if this the year to wear blackface Halloween costume again
After months of self-isolation watching Happy Days reruns and Harry Potter movies on Netflix with his kids, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau reportedly spent most of Wednesday morning asking friends and staffers whether this Halloween was the o…
Read full storyTrump reflects on a great 2020: happy with short game, found lots of golf balls
Reflecting to his wife, Melania, this morning at breakfast, US President Donald Trump considered his touch around the greens and the record number of found golf balls to be his greatest accomplishments in 2020. He reportedly told the First Lady hi…
Read full storyWoman Looked As If She'd Got Dressed In The Dark
Fashions are different the world over, and it's a widely-used saying that "it wouldn't do for us all to look the same", but there are limits, and the way one woman was attired at the weekend left a man who saw her thinking that she might have got dre…
Read full storyBoss thinking that now might be the time to send an email out to staff members
Office bod Brian Smallwood, from Mithering on the Trent, has decided that, after nearly eight months of not doing so, this week he will, almost certainly, definitely send an email to his office staff, just to stay in touch. 'I thought,' said Brian…
Read full storyDanny Dyer's Guide to Life
Actor and man about town Danny Dyer has told politicians across the world, with their fancy educations, Twitter accounts and expense claims, that they may not be the best people to run the world. With that in mind, if Eton-educated politicians are…
Read full storyPicking noses in public in the UK is now forbidden!
(NOT EDITED) Latest Covid guidelines issued by the UK PM, and his advisors, has caused riots in major cities all over the country. Mainly men are protesting about the regulation because mainly men do it in public. Whereby, females tend to be more dis…
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Dodgers, Just Like The Los Angeles Lakers Are World Champions
ARLINGTON, Texas – (Sports Satire) – The city of Los Angeles is brimming with pride, as, once again, and within a month, an L.A. team has captured the world championship. The Dodgers defeated The Tampa Bay Devil Rays 3-1 in game six, to take the W…
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Implores Everyone to Please, Please Not Vote For That Super Messed Up Clown Kanye West The Pest
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that one of the most respected actresses in Tinsel Town is asking that no one vote for Kanye West. Jennifer Aniston said that she really and truly hopes that no one out there is dumb eno…
Read full storyHouston Astros Super Star George Springer Says He Doesn’t Want To Be An Astro Anymore
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – According to Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, Astros outfielder George Springer no longer wants to play for the Astros. Springer, who is now a free agent, spoke with SBIM’s Dottie Bazooka, and told her that there are…
Read full storyBiden and Trump both get "purple pill"
Drug makers , Smit, Krime and Velcome report that their new anti-anxiety drug Loffonza had some "unexpected" side effects. "Both candidates agreed to be part of our double blind study for the treatment of stage fright and anxiety. We had no idea t…
Read full storyThe Bear - Obama - Is Off His Leash
The Bear Is Off His Leash means that Barack Obama is on the campaign trail. While off the leash, Obama is gleefully bashing Donald Trump. During a campaign stop in Florida, former President Barack Obama made a campaign announcement by way of needling…
Read full storyMan Couldn't Give A Fuck That Only One Person Is Following Him On Facebook
A man who joined the Facebook social media platform eight years ago, has said he "really couldn't care less", after it came to light that he has a grand total of only one person following him. The man, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, 57-ye…
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