Trump reflects on a great 2020: happy with short game, found lots of golf balls

Funny story written by Dr. Strangelove

Wednesday, 28 October 2020

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Reflecting to his wife, Melania, this morning at breakfast, US President Donald Trump considered his touch around the greens and the record number of found golf balls to be his greatest accomplishments in 2020.

He reportedly told the First Lady his "chipping and fringe puts were fantastic this year. Let's not forget about the sand wedges - they rocked."

He continued: "That 83 at Doral in August was the best. I must have found 3 Titleists and 2 Callaways. One of them was orange. I love those. And I kicked Pence's ass, too. Pass the grape jelly, would you, Mel?"

After finishing his coffee, Trump reportedly asked Melania if he could reserve the living room for the afternoon to try out a new putter on their large carpet.

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