WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the White House are that Donald is very upset at British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen.
The soon-to-be-ex-president does not appreciate “Borat” making fun of Rudy Giuliani, Kellyanne Conway, Eric Trump, himself, and especially Hope Hicks, his alleged ‘side piece’.
And, in a shameless example of the pot calling the kettle black, the “Racist-in-Chief” is demanding that Cohen release his tax records.
Hollywood Innuendo reports that Cohen pulls no punches, as he says that Giuliani makes vulture vomit look cute.
The hit-‘em-below-the-belt comic noted that Trump has permanent lip marks on his butt, from the hundreds of times Kellyanne Conway kissed his industrial-sized ass.
Sacha commented that, along with Eric not being his real son, reports coming out of the Manhattan hospital where Ivanka was born show that the father’s name on her birth certificate is listed as one Mike Pence, as in Vice-President Pence.
