Danny Dyer's Guide to Life

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 28 October 2020

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Well, he would get my vote

Actor and man about town Danny Dyer has told politicians across the world, with their fancy educations, Twitter accounts and expense claims, that they may not be the best people to run the world.

With that in mind, if Eton-educated politicians are having to re-train, as many people have been forced to, here are some ideas for them.

1) Assistant Manager in a paper-clip factory.
2) Workers in a sewage plant. Tarquin and Quentin can make the most of their expensive education working in human effluence.
3) Teachers. They can share their knowledge with a younger generation.
4) Butterfly Wrangler.
5) Professional or apprentice underwater basket weaver.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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