Picking noses in public in the UK is now forbidden!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 28 October 2020

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This hypocritical, gigantic 'nose picker' is allowed to do it in public, his masked subordinates NOT!

(NOT EDITED) Latest Covid guidelines issued by the UK PM, and his advisors, has caused riots in major cities all over the country. Mainly men are protesting about the regulation because mainly men do it in public. Whereby, females tend to be more discreet by not sticking their fingers up their noses whilst shopping.

If the UK public are caught 'picking their noses' in public, and lowering their masks, they will be fined £50,00 nicker. If they dare 'pick their noses' in a supermarket, or waiting at the doctors, the fine will go up to a £100,00 nicker!

Scratching ones rear-end and willy (a male thing obviously), or females seen stroking their pussies in public is fine because this natural act does not release particles which could spread the virus. It might make men horny, even some women, but that's fine; observing without touching, and keeping a safe distance, no problem.

The UK PM, a gigantic 'public nose picker' was seen exiting Nr.10 with his middle finger up his nose. To avoid a political scandal, he denies picking it in public. Instead, he confessed to sticking his middle finger up to a leftie reporter from the Daily Mirror who called him a 'perfect prat!' However, because the PM is a massive public figure, literally, he couldn't wave his middle finger in the open, so he stuck it up his nose instead.

The US government are considering implementing this latest UK regulation, but their republican candidate who, 'picks his nose' constantly in public, has decided to let BOJO get all the negative publicity. He prefers touching women's butts, which is an accepted US politician's practice and, does not require wearing a mask. Furthermore, being a 'real macho man' is much more important in the US than being a 'pussy public nose picker' in the UK!

He, over there, is hoping, by not 'picking his nose in public' and touching a few women's butts, including the butt of the only female ever to judge the whole of the USA, will win him the election 'hands down', 'butt' not 'hands off!'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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