Cher Says She Hates the President but Loves the First Lady

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 28 March 2020

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HOLLYWOOD – There is probably nobody in the entire USA who dislikes Donald Trump more than the legendary singer, Cher.

Cher, who with her husband Sonny, were part of one of the most popular singing duets of all time, confessed to The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that she has had it with #45's ignorance, cruelty, and downright unpresidential nature.

She added that she hates the president pointing out that he has the personality of a charcoal briquette.

The 73-year-old songstress sent a text message to Melania, whom she loves, saying that she feels sorry for her, having to put up with old Trumplestiltskin.

Melania texted her back, expressing her thanks, and asked if she could come out to Hollywood and stay with her for at least a week, to get away from all of the horrible smell that emanates from her husband’s “Swamp”.

Cher replied that she would love to have her come out to visit, and she'd introduce her to Kim Kardashian, Betty White, The Eagles, and Pepita Du Blanc.

A White House source said that Donald Trump has forbidden Melania to visit Cher. Melania reportedly said that he is not the president of me, and she will go visit Cher or anyone else she damn well pleases.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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