The Miss USA Pageant Says The Show Will Go On, But Adds That All 50 Contestants Will Compete Wearing Wet Suits

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 28 March 2020

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The 50 contestants will all be competing in tight-fitting transparent wet suits.

MIAMI BEACH, Florida - The Miss USA Pageant officials have said that there are no plans to cancel or postpone this year's beauty contest.

The pageant producers stated that they just have way too much money invested in the show to just simply say ‘no way Josefina’.

Pageant judge, Rita Razzle, told Glambuoyant Magazine's Voodoo Dupree that Donald and Eric Trump, the new owners of the pageant, said that they asked their daddy if they could go on with the show.

Daddy Trump replied, “Yes, go on with the show boys, and make me, I mean, make yourselves lots and lots of money.”

Eric did point out that he and Don Jr., and Kimberly Guilfoyle (Junior’s well-endowed girlfriend) decided that the 50 beauty contestants will compete while wearing wet suits.

The 51-year-old Guilfoyle, informed Glambuoyant Magazine that the male viewers will still get to ogle the girls’, because the wet suits will be extremely tight plus they will be transparent, just like her future daddy-in-law, Donald Trump, is.

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