Donald Trump expresses surprise at how many shit stories about him there are on The Spoof
White House insiders have revealed that President Trump has expressed surprise over what he called the "obsessive attempts to soil his reputation" by writers on an online fake news source, The Spoof. Trump claims certain writers, in particular, se…
Read full storyBlackpool Pleasure Beach To Embrace Prostitution
There was great excitement in the British holiday industry yesterday, when it was announced that, from next year, one of the English Tourist Board's most vaunted attractions, Blackpool Pleasure Beach, will change its focus a little. The Pleasure B…
Read full storyAll of the exciting news is happening on My-Space
Contrary to all of the Twitter spats and Facebook fallout, apparently all of the hip and happening kids and events are still happening on My-Space. Tom from My-Space, the annoying friend of everyone, like the overly-religious types at University F…
Read full storyMan with full-face tattoo not wearing a mask because it makes him look stupid
A 23-year-old man who, in a fit of stupidity, had a full-face tattoo done at 19, says that wearing a face mask makes him feel self-conscious. The irony-avoider, Thomas Micklewaite, from Mithering on the Trent, said: 'People judge me because of my…
Read full storyAmbassador Sarek accused of cheating at Trekkie door-opening re-creation competition
The Star Trek door-opening vocal re-creation champion Ambassador Sarek, real name Chuck Chuckle-Worth, from Sinclair, Wyoming, faces an allegation of cheating, and may not be able to ‘Klingon’* to his crown. Heat One, Next Generation, season 3, f…
Read full storyPresident Trump Welcomes Mask-less Little Leaguers To The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Funny Sports Story) – President Trump told a group of little leaguers from Mosquito Creek, Mississippi, that, if they’re nice, humble, honest, and never, ever tell a lie, then maybe someday, just maybe, they, too, may grow up to be…
Read full storyDonald Trump Vows To Deport Every Last Member of The Lincoln Project Before He Leaves Office in Six Months
BISON BUTT, Montana (Fake News) – The president traveled to Montana on Air Force One to play a round of golf with a very, very rich businessman who had donated $4 million to his re-election campaign. While shooting golf with M.F. Brewbergen, who i…
Read full storyTrump Says He Told The Federal Troops to Fire Tear Gas and Rubber Bullets at The Peaceful Portland Wall of Moms
PORTLAND, Oregon (Fake News) – People all over the nation are saying that Trump’s latest ego-fit has shown that he doesn’t have a mother, or at least have any compassion for America’s mothers. When Trump was told that a group of 600 Portland Mom…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros Are Complaining That The Kansas City Royals Used Piped In Boos Throughout the Course of Their Game
HOUSTON –(Sports Comedy) A lawyer for the Houston Astros has filed a legal complaint against the Kansas City Royals organization. Attorney, Rolando F. Applecross, representing the 2017 World Series champions, states that, during the game between…
Read full storyDemi Lovato Talks About Those COVID-19 Rumors and The Texts From President Trump
HOLLYWOOD – (Funny fake story) Demi Lovato was seen shopping at a local Macy’s, while wearing a 'Singer Lives Matter' halter-top and a pair of skinny jeans that she said Beyonce had given her for her 27th birthday. Lovato told reporters that she r…
Read full storyBaseball Has Banned Cardboard Cut-Out Fans
NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) Major League Baseball has just issued a directive that will outlaw the current fad practice of cardboard cut-out fans in the stands. The fad reportedly either started with the Baltimore Orioles or the Chicago White Sox,…
Read full storyNapoleon Trump's Final 100 Days
Waterloo, Iowa. Woof Blister reporting for SOP - Spoof on Politics. The final 100 days of the Trump administration before the 2020 election begins today here in Waterloo, where it all began some three and a half years ago. Trump is scheduled to addre…
Read full storyHull City Boss Grant McCann Assesses Team's Chances Of Success Next Season
It's been a disappointing few weeks for Hull City manager, Grant McCann. The Tigers were relegated to League One on Wednesday, after a 3-0 defeat at Cardiff, and eventually finished bottom of the table, propping it up. Since January, they manag…
Read full storyBiden Blames Penis Pump For Cognitive Lapses
BILLINGSGATE POST: At first, apologists for Joe Biden blamed his mental lapses for having inhaled while sniffing hairdos. Then there were those who blamed it on his age, saying that it’s not unusual for someone 77 years old to call a student a “lying…
Read full storyStrange sightings of breath mint-shaped objects continue to puzzle officials
Pentagon officials are at a loss to explain a flood of reports of breath mint-shaped objects flying over U.S. military bases. Following the 2017 release of the now famous Tic Tac video, sightings of similar objects have increased dramatically. Now,…
Read full storyMan ignorant of history bravely calls political opponents Nazis
UNITED STATES—The fate of the country lies in the citizens' cooperation for the common good, and one man has made it his mission to unite everyone by calling his political opponents “Nazis" over the Internet. The Internet allows this man to fight…
Read full storyMan Feels Like He Might Never Set Foot In England Again
A man who left England more than a decade ago, to live in southeast Asia, has said that, because of the Coronavirus, and the restictions on travel the pandemic has caused, he thinks he might never set foot back in his home country again. Moys Kenw…
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