Biden Blames Penis Pump For Cognitive Lapses

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Saturday, 25 July 2020

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BILLINGSGATE POST: At first, apologists for Joe Biden blamed his mental lapses for having inhaled while sniffing hairdos. Then there were those who blamed it on his age, saying that it’s not unusual for someone 77 years old to call a student a “lying dog-faced pony soldier”.

Biden, in an interview with Don Lemon, blamed his penis pump for his problems:

“How can I concentrate when that baby is humming away?”

Other than hermetically sealing his head in an airtight globe and feeding him kibbles when he responds correctly, what can be done to keep him on track?

Slim: “I’m still trying to figure out why he called the guy a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Must have just watched “Fort Apache”.

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