Trump Says He Told The Federal Troops to Fire Tear Gas and Rubber Bullets at The Peaceful Portland Wall of Moms

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 25 July 2020

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Trump says every time he hears the name Biden, he gets a tremendous headache and he loses control of his bladder.

PORTLAND, Oregon (Fake News) – People all over the nation are saying that Trump’s latest ego-fit has shown that he doesn’t have a mother, or at least have any compassion for America’s mothers.

When Trump was told that a group of 600 Portland Moms, ranging in age from 24 to 101, had formed a human barrier wall between federal troops and the peaceful anti-electoral college protesters, he became as mad as a canary with a sore throat.

He pouted like the spoiled man-brat that he is, and gave presidential orders, to kick their butts all the way back to their middle-class kitchens, where they should be in the first place.

He pointed out that if he doesn’t have time to golf, then they don’t have time to act as a Wall of Moms. He then asked, “What’s next? A Wall of Cousins, a Wall of Step-Sisters, or a Wall of Gay Uncles?

Meanwhile, Trump’s head doctor, Dr. Yang Fu Fi has told the president once again, that he needs to control his stress, before the dudes in white outfits come and take him away to Looneyville Hospital.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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