(Oslo) – The Nobel Committee today announced the winner of the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize, US diplomat, Jared Kushner. His pivotal role in the current peaceful situation in the Middle East was key to the decision.
Nobel Chairman Berit Reiss-Andersen praised Kushner on his work in bringing Israel and Palestine together. “Our decision on this was unanimous. His years of diplomatic experience and time spent getting to really understand the heart of the conflict has led to the most peaceful situation in years.”
It is assumed that Kushner will donate his winnings to local charitable organizations to help maintain the peace.
When reached for comment, Kushner denied all charges.
