Harry Maguire Stripped Of Manchester United Captaincy
After his disastrous holiday trip to the Greek island of Mykonos last week, it was 'back to the grind' for the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire today, but there was more bad news awaiting him when he arrived at Old Trafford for tr…
Read full storyTop Baby Names for 2019
NEW YORK – The US Social Security Administration released the top names selected for newborns in 2019. The list includes some surprising newcomers. For males, the top names were: 1) Oxnard 2) Langston 3) Egbert 4) Aloysius 5) Cletus 6) Ezekie…
Read full storyDonald Trump Thinks Nobel Peace Prize Is Rigged Against Him
This article is the latest chapter in the delusional White House tenet, Donald Trump. He got into the White House after being shoe-horned in by Vladimir Putin, and now he behaves as though he is the proper resident. Not so, McGee. Today, Donald…
Read full storyTeacher Livid as his special pen goes missing
Teacher Gary Worthington is livid that, on his first day back in the classroom, he has lost his special pen. 'It is the one I used for marking for all of these years,' whined the bespectacled, bearded 47-year-old. 'I know that I could just go down…
Read full storyLiberal Democrats realise that they were only ever Menswear, or Herman's Hermits
New Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey has been looking at where his party stands in the pantheon. 'If you imagine that, back in the 1960s, the Conservatives were the Rolling Stones, Labour were the Beatles, and the Liberal Democrats were Herman's H…
Read full storyStock Wizard Warren Puffitt All Puffed Up
Omaha, Nebraska. Woof Blister with a SOB story for Spoof On Business. Financial guru Warren Puffitt, the other Omaha stock genius, was all puffed up today, as he recalled the prediction he made for The Spoof two months ago to this reporter. On June…
Read full storyTrump becomes a Democrat
Desperate to win another four years of spewing lies and baloney onto the general public, Donald Trump has decided the only option is to become a Democrat. "I never liked Republicans anyway," he shouted at journalists. "D is for Donald and Democrat, T…
Read full storyIs there a party like an S-Club party?
Scientists in fictional hamlet Chutney on the Fritz have decided that, although there may be no party like an S Club Party, most parties are actually very similar. Scientist Brick Roof told us: 'Yes, ever since the idea was posited to us, we have…
Read full story'Mutant' exam results baffle students...and Education Minister
British A-level students are licking their wounds after the 'mutant algorithm', as Boris Johnson put it, has made a complete mess of results and allocations to further education institutes. Universities up and down the country were up in arms, while…
Read full storyGovernment Not Proficient?
There were cries of “Cheat! Cheat!” and "Show us your hand signals!" at Prime Minister’s Question Time when the Minister for Wheels & Deals, Ivor Tenspeed, faced allegations of irregularity in the cycling proficiency test for members of the gover…
Read full storyPitt is a wanted man
In breaking news, high profile actor Brad Pitt has been declared a wanted person by Ohio law enforcement agencies. The 56-year-old was seen recently driving away from a petrol station oblivious to the fact that he hadn't paid for the fuel or purchase…
Read full storyKaty Perry Gives Birth to a Baby Girl and Asks Well-Wishers To Donate to Joe Biden’s Campaign
LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - Katy Perry spoke with the iRumors News Agency and said that, after what seemed like 11 months, she has finally given birth. The singer saidd she swears, when little Daisy Dove Bloom came out of her womb, she was…
Read full storyGuatemala’s Drug Cartel-Owned Soccer Team Wins Their Season Opener 14-1
GUATEMALA CITY – (Sports Satire) - A little over 80,000 fans attended the season’s opening day game between the Guatemala City Banananistas and the Zacapa Iguanas. Guatemala City manager Edelbertito Luna del Sol was very happy with his team, who p…
Read full storyThe NBA and MLB Players Agree to Play, But They Want President Trump to Resign
ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that every player in the NBA and MLB has voted to go ahead and play the games, but they insist that President Trump do the right thing and resign. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, st…
Read full storyPresident Trump Goes On, and On, and On, and Finally After 3 Hours, 17 Minutes, and 42 Seconds Accepts the RNC Nomination for President
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump broke yet another record as he talked for what seemed like an eternity. TMZ reported that he officially broke the presidential acceptance speech record by rambling on for a total of 3 hours, 17, m…
Read full storyShopper Unsure About Woman's Name In Song
A man who was shopping in a market became confused when he heard a song being belted out from overhead loudspeakers, but couldn't accurately decipher the name of the woman the singer was singing about. Moys Kenwood, 57, was browsing around the cen…
Read full storyMan Has Started To Sit Down For A Wee
A man who has finally arrived at the stage in life where he doesn't seem to have the motivation or will power to uphold all of his until-now high standards any more, has revealed that he no longer stands up to have a wee, preferring to sit down, like…
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